# Old School Mafia Reunion (newer players welcome too)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 30, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487 "2016-11-30T20:33:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/521 "2017-01-04T01:15:16Z")

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'sokay. I’m not quite ready yet, either. But I probably will be by the end of Day 1, at the latest.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/522 "2017-01-04T01:47:11Z")

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Just curious. I thought today _was_ Day 1?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/523 "2017-01-04T01:49:25Z")

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No, right now we are in Twilight BEFORE Night 0.

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/524 "2017-01-04T02:12:18Z")

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Okay, just to give a heads up, I’m in europe. I’ll also travel extensively by car, for two weeks in february. But I’ll do my utmost to keep up.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/525 "2017-01-04T02:24:47Z")

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Can we vote for moderators to be lynched?

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/526 "2017-01-04T02:25:49Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> Can we vote for moderators to be lynched?

The Gastard in me already answered that question: “Yes”.  
So let me amend it:  
\*Will Lynching a Moderator do anything? \*

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/527 "2017-01-04T02:32:42Z")

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I have no life.

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**Author:** ![Hawkeyeop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/958977/32.png) [@Hawkeyeop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hawkeyeop)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/528 "2017-01-04T02:33:12Z")

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> [@Plumpudding](#):
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> Okay, just to give a heads up, I’m in europe. I’ll also travel extensively by car, for two weeks in february. But I’ll do my utmost to keep up.

Let’s see if any of us is still alive in February.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/529 "2017-01-04T02:33:48Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> The Gastard in me already answered that question: “Yes”.  
> So let me amend it:  
> \*Will Lynching a Moderator do anything? \*

Anything is possible. No votes will be counted unless they are cast during the Day.

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**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/530 "2017-01-04T02:57:37Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> Anything is possible. No votes will be counted unless they are cast during the Day.

As Night Zero has yet to start, I declare this to be Day -1 so

**Vote Mods**

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/531 "2017-01-04T03:20:11Z")

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Vote Idle Thoughts

Vote JSexton

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/532 "2017-01-04T03:21:40Z")

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O.o  
o.O

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/533 "2017-01-04T03:21:40Z")

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**Rule Clarification:** So in the above post:  
which did I vote for? \*\*JSexton \*\*(because Idle is not in the game) or did I vote for the Mod **Idle**?

Or did I automatically unvote by casting a 2nd vote and thus vote for \*\*JSexton \*\*for a different reason?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/534 "2017-01-04T03:25:40Z")

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Well, it’s a beautiful nonday for a ballgame here at Mamma Mafia Matriculoricum and Hot Dog Stand. sinjin tossed a line drive to EnderW, who bounced it all the way to the 50 yard line before MHaye tagged him with the penalty mallet. HookerChemical swooped in with a 72-point Bingo play, causing crys75 and Red Skeezix to throw him over the ramparts, where he was supposed to have been caught by Meeko, who was actually checking out the submarine races where Suburban Plankton rammed into Inner Stickler, probably by accident. This resulting fracas gave Thing Fish the break he’d been waiting for, doing a double bogey on hole #29 and allowing him to kick Winston Smith’s ball all the way to brewha’s secondary goal. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies then bought the ball, tripped Dante G in a regulation foul, but stumbled over LightFoot’s right foot, which made a fumble. After Nesta arrived with the jai alai sticks, and Plumpudding rolled a keg of Bavarian Finest onto the field, Pleonast nearly attained Second Ascension, but the blinding lights from scathach’s bagpipe-mirror distracted him, allowing Sunny Daze to score. AngeloftheNorth then roundhoused Hoopy Frood, cascading him over raventhief’s wheelbarrow, barreled into Normal Phase, which pingponged Normal into Hockey Monkey, who had just shown Chronos a red flag. While bufftabby attemped a Statue of Liberty play, septimus had the actual ball hidden in the back of jsgoddess’s catapult. When Drain Bead systematically fired it at Captain Klutz, it entered No Man’s Land, giving sachertorte an extra base and deducting all of Total Lost’s three primary markers. Nanook of the North Shore then rolled a gutter ball, hitting Hal Briston’s twin pins into Khameleon, who raised his dark sword and charged. At this pre-arranged signal Sario fired six warning shots into Prof. Pepperwinkle’s head, prompting guiri and BillMc to simultaneously lynch the lurkers and call for a No Lynch, resulting in the arrival of Idle Thoughts in a gondola, dropping grenades and flowers on the field. hawkeyeop, previously unnoticed as he was disguised as Askthepizzaguy, grabbed the ball from DiggitCamara, who outran Precambrianmollusc, then jumped over Koldanar, who disputed the logic of TexCat’s vote on Toejam due to the fact that it was Zeriel’s previous vote, and not Boozahol Squid’s that prompted Colby11 to release the mechanical AutoChef in ginsu mode on an unsuspecting Lakai. DaphneBlack turned for a moment, but was forcibly ejected from the game by Johnny Bravo. As the evening came to a close, it was left, as usual, to Biotop and snfaulkner to provide color commentary long into the wee, wee hours, and to try to determine, who, if anyone, had been to the last to have seen Peeker’s scorecard.

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**Author:** ![TexCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/texcat/32/9041_2.png) [@TexCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexCat)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/535 "2017-01-04T03:27:54Z")

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Baa baa baa. Sheeping Sario…  
**VOTE mods**

Pedit::p:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/536 "2017-01-04T03:39:39Z")

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Wall of words, vote the prof.  
Although the mod vote has some appeal, clearly they are guilty of perfect information syndrome.  
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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/537 "2017-01-04T03:40:17Z")

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Day - 1 vote count.

Idle Thoughts - 1 (ToeJam)

No other votes were valid.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/538 "2017-01-04T03:50:41Z")

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**Prof. Periwinkle** , you do, of course, realize that that entitles me to move to Paddington Station? Well, I mean, you obviously didn’t realize it when you posted that, or you wouldn’t have made such a blunder, but the rules are quite clear.

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**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/539 "2017-01-04T03:52:12Z")

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BAH!

Sorry, guys. I’ll write the Night Zero post first thing in the morning - I just got home from work at 10:51PM, so I’m freaking EXHAUSTED.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-school-mafia-reunion-newer-players-welcome-too/773487/540 "2017-01-04T03:55:02Z")

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> [@storyteller0910](#):
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> BAH!
> 
> Sorry, guys. I’ll write the Night Zero post first thing in the morning - I just got home from work at 10:51PM, so I’m freaking EXHAUSTED.

No worries. We are having fun.

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