# (Old) Silly Songs In The MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 26, 2024, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-silly-songs-in-the-mmp/998088 "2024-02-26T08:09:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 40
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-silly-songs-in-the-mmp/998088/40 "2024-02-26T23:48:54Z")
_Started Typing: 6:10 PM ET Clicked Reply: 6:47 PM ET_ I’m finished working for the day but I have a volunteer-related Zoom meeting starting in less than an hour, so I figure why bother to relocate to the living room for such a short period of time: I’ll just hang out here and post in the MMP (on a Monday! woot!), and eventually have a banana and nuke a Hormel pot roast thingy for dinner. Then after the meeting I will treat myself to some yummy popcorn. 🍿 Cute Fellow Volunteer might also be in this evening’s meeting. There’s another online thing at the same time that I know he’s interested in, but if he makes it tonight I might have to be a brazen hussy and send him a “hey” chat message. The fourth week of every month is “volunteer meeting” week: leadership on Mondays, general membership on Tuesdays, and my committee on Wednesdays. All at 7pm. I get a bit of a break during the general membership meetings: I generally don’t have to participate in/be on-camera for those, so I can sit on my couch in my jammies with Zoom running on my little iPad. But by the fourth Thursday evening of each month I need some serious “leave me alone” time and am ready to growl at anyone who messages/emails/texts me. I’m alright again by Friday morning, though. 😁 > [@(Old) Don't Sleep On The President's Day Sales - A Mattress MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-dont-sleep-on-the-presidents-day-sales-a-mattress-mmp/997754/346): > > A little flirtation back and forth is what got OYKW and me together. Well, that and invitatin’ him over for dinner and feedin’ him steak, baked N.O.T., sallit, chawklit covered strawberries, and champagne. 👼 Yeaaahhhh the “making him dinner” thing won’t be happening. I’ll have to figure out some other charms to rely on. 😁 > [@(Old) Don't Sleep On The President's Day Sales - A Mattress MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-dont-sleep-on-the-presidents-day-sales-a-mattress-mmp/997754/357): > > Our local library also lends puzzles and accepts donations. Ooooo, good idea! Thanks! > [@(Old) Don't Sleep On The President's Day Sales - A Mattress MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-dont-sleep-on-the-presidents-day-sales-a-mattress-mmp/997754/357): > > The blue color for the links _is_ pretty hard to see, isn’t it? I _am_ grateful that **pilot** bolds his links. 🙂 > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I came in wearing a kerchief with blue splashes all over it. I second **pilot** ’s “you’re cute!” 😃 (but yanno in a totally hetero “chicks can appreciate other chicks” way) > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Dammit. 🫂 > [@LSLGuy](#): > > So some gentle pushback is in order. Indeed! > [@Die\_Capacitrix](#): > > And then there’s my favorite: > _Be kind to your web-footed friend, for a duck may be somebody’s mother_ 🦆 Yes!! Plus the next verse: “Be kind to your friends in the swamp, where the weather is very very damp.” (with “damp” pronounced to rhyme with “swamp,” of course) (N.O.S) > [@Chefguy](#): > > 65F today breaks a record set in the 1800s. Two days from now it will be 8F. And I thought DC’s weather was nuts! 😮 --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-silly-songs-in-the-mmp/998088)._