# (Old) So you want to be a star in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 5, 2023, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-so-you-want-to-be-a-star-in-the-mmp/985030 "2023-06-05T11:15:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 220
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-so-you-want-to-be-a-star-in-the-mmp/985030/220 "2023-06-10T23:32:09Z")
Her person came and collected Ms. Dog. The Pride march went well, she said. About 10 whacko far-right members counter-protested, but everyone ignored them. Then 3 Proud Boys showed up and started screaming hate in the faces of the marchers, but the cops hustled them out of there. Lots of families with kids watched the parade. > [@dogbutler](#): > > Atleastitwasn’tlikethetimemyspacebarstoppedworking. The very first text I ever sent was to my daughter: “HelpIcan’tfindthespacebar!” **Real Fish** , I hope that was only a hot flash. It sounds like one. In the words of Dave Barry, > This bodily change is called ‘menopause’, from the ancient Greek words meno (meaning your skin sometimes gets so hot) and pause (meaning “that it melts tuperware”). > [@TokyoBayer](#): > > I teach this afternoon so I’ll have to prepare for that. So there’s school on Saturday afternoons, or is this a special class of some kind? --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-so-you-want-to-be-a-star-in-the-mmp/985030)._