# Old Spice

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 21, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842 "2007-12-21T17:16:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/61 "2007-12-23T21:46:17Z")

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I wear Hai karate!  
Before ther[e was Axe, there was Hai Karate!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAnU9zT87j4)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/62 "2007-12-23T21:57:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Enright3]  
I wear Hai karate!  
[/QUOTE]

Still? :dubious: What, did you stockpile it? 😛

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/63 "2007-12-24T01:30:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]  
**Sam** , the WWW is full of bargans. Google for the damn stuff.  
[/QUOTE]

Hmmm. Looks like you’re right. The situation seems to have improved since I last checked so many years ago. [This website](http://search.medshopexpress.com/?page=1&query=Old+Spice+&gclid=CKiW0_Pgv5ACFQ8pewodVRgfPw), for instance, looks to have reasonable prices and ships internationally, although I have not seen their shipping fee yet.

But then, a trip to Hawaii is so much fun. 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/64 "2007-12-24T01:59:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Siam Sam]  
I have not seen their shipping fee yet.  
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From the site:

> [@](#):
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> **New International Priority Shipping Option!!** For our international customers, we are now providing a new cheaper shipping option via **Deutsche Post Global Mail**. We have a flat fee of $14 for the first 2 pounds (1 kilogram). Each additional weight will be at $6 per pound. This is an economy service and packages are NOT insured since they are dependent on your local mail service. Please choose FedEx or DHL courier service if you require higher insurance.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/65 "2007-12-24T02:23:32Z")

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Thanks Now, can you pay for me with your credit card? 😃

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**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/66 "2007-12-24T17:04:54Z")

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[QUOTE=gravitycrash]  
Actually as a somewhat cologne snob, Old spice isn’t bad, it is inexpensive and not offensive at all. Dry down is fast which is good. The downside is you smell like every other third or fourth person in the office.

If anyone mentions AXE in this thread in a good way I will have to hunt you down and smack you.  
[/QUOTE]

Ever notice when someone says, “That smells like Axe” it sounds like they’re saying, “That smells like ass”?

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**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/67 "2007-12-24T17:13:15Z")

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Is this commercial real?

[Old Spice Commercial](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc)

If it is, it’s gutsy _and_ hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/68 "2007-12-24T17:58:51Z")

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> [@AskNott](#):
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> Second, deep in the primitive parts of the brain, a woman “knows” that a real man smells like Daddy and Grandpa smelled when she was a girl.

[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
On the other hand, that seems just the tiniest bit creepy…  
[/quote]  
True, though. You want creepy? I had a girlfriend that used to ask me to wear her dead father’s clothes, _and_ his old cologne.

If that doesn’t peg your creep-o-meter, it’s broken.

I don’t mind the smell of Old Spice, but I wouldn’t wear it. I kind of understand how it continues to sell - it’s a pleasant scent. Somebody explain how Aqua Velva continues to appear on the shelves - it can’t _all_ be purchased for internal use, can it?

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**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/69 "2007-12-24T22:37:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Runs With Scissors]  
Is this commercial real?

[Old Spice Commercial](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Aj55sgudlc)

If it is, it’s gutsy _and_ hilarious.  
[/QUOTE]

hahahahahahahah

“try old spice. if you don’t like it, call this number and we’ll buy you something that smells like wild flowers… and shame.”

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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/70 "2007-12-25T09:36:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
Who’s buying it?  
[/QUOTE]

Me.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/71 "2007-12-25T21:06:07Z")

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When I graduated from high school in 1984 Old Spice had a reputation as being really unhip (I think I remember comedy sketches about the brand), so it’s amazing to see how the manufacturer has managed to revive it and actually sell it to young men.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/72 "2007-12-25T21:49:31Z")

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Count me as being amazed as well.

See, the impression I’ve had is that old guys wear Old Spice. So if a guy goes out with Old Spice, perhaps looking for a Sweet Young Thing, then it’s creepy. If a SWT _likes_ it, then it has the implication that she wants to sleep with her daddy. Which is also creepy. (Not to offend the surprising number of Old Spice wearers in this thread. It’s just the impression I had.)

And there have been a couple of references here about guys half my age wearing it? It’s as if my 1980s impressions might not exist for the younger generation. Interesting.

I grew up watching the commercials in the '70s. I still remember the music.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/73 "2007-12-25T22:22:58Z")

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I like Old Spice. Male, gay, 36.

Brut, now, that’s something different. I hate Brut. It literally makes me ill.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/74 "2007-12-26T14:53:38Z")

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My father used to use Old Spice, and I associate the smell with him.

To give you an idea of how frequently I use cologne: Someone gave me a bottle of Armani in the late '80s, and I still have about half the bottle.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/75 "2007-12-26T15:40:55Z")

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[QUOTE=panache45]  
To give you an idea of how frequently I use cologne: Someone gave me a bottle of Armani in the late '80s, and I still have about half the bottle.  
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Yep. I’m pretty much the same way.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/76 "2007-12-26T16:19:19Z")

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So because of this thread I broke out the Old Spice over the weekend and surprisingly…my girlfriend hates it. She says it smells so bad that it was giving her a headache and she made me go change my clothes! :eek:

I still like it though…

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/77 "2007-12-26T16:32:40Z")

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You should have told her, ‘Come on, baby. Who’s your daddy?’

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/78 "2007-12-26T16:37:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
You should have told her, ‘Come on, baby. Who’s your daddy?’  
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Which I would have loved to do, but would be hard to do when her actual father was downstairs installing our new flatscreen for us since that was a bit beyond me. You can’t namecheck daddy when daddys downstairs out manning you.

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**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/79 "2007-12-28T06:26:20Z")

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I am going to sniff some Old Spice the next time I’m at London Drugs.

Whatever happened to English Leather? My first serious boyfriend wore it. I surrendered my virginity to him, and Lo! It Was Good. I could become quite swoony and compliant just getting a whiff of English Leather. I will have to sniff that, too.

My husband doesn’t wear cologne of any sort, so the best I ever get is when he tries a new antiperspirant brand. ☹

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**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spice/430842/80 "2007-12-28T13:36:50Z")

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[QUOTE=jayjay]  
Brut, now, that’s something different. I hate Brut. It literally makes me ill.  
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Yep, makes me sick, too. I wonder what is in it that causes that reaction?

btw: hetero, 45, uses Old Spice Original deodorant.

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