# (Old) Spot the Lunatic - A Cat MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [November 18, 2024, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390 "2024-11-18T07:54:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
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I’d say probably better, because stroganoff involves mushrooms, to which I am vehemently opposed as a food item.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/382 "2024-11-25T00:46:32Z")

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I don’t use them often, but in stroganoff and beef bourguignon, definitely.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/383 "2024-11-25T01:21:54Z")

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Wild laundry day. About 9-10 loads. The laundry room was hopping today. What is with people not setting timers? Some people left things in the dryers for over 6 hours.

I use 1 washer and 1 dryer. I set a timer and unless the cat is on my lap I go down timely. It really isn’t difficult.

The furniture shuffle continues, I was able to wrestle the big chair out of the bedroom and into the living room. Whee! Much sweeping and mopping happened. Lager enjoys being in the way when you sweep, and then tries to roll in the sweepings.

The cats had a wild time during the changing of the sheets. Koritza enjoyed attacking the fitted sheet, lager enjoyed rolling on the comforter.

I had a lovely shower, followed by flannel pjs and now we are all in our cozy spots. Looking forward to the upcoming 3 day work week. Hopefully the predicted rain will not happen on Thursday.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/384 "2024-11-25T01:23:59Z")

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Birthday dinner leftovers on her actual birthday. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/385 "2024-11-25T02:24:17Z")

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“Oh shit! I see Monday!” - Spot  
[![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/36ea903aa0aaf87c5d41f025c73c1584/13e3138e38b1e42c-41/s540x810/200735abd4929b681bcc4fae8d1779d362b3b445.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/36ea903aa0aaf87c5d41f025c73c1584/13e3138e38b1e42c-41/s540x810/200735abd4929b681bcc4fae8d1779d362b3b445.jpg)  
(photo from new Samsung phone)  
So the Panthers lost, but fought to the wire, the Packers dominated, and I’m having a Wisconsin Old fashioned and some Majikal Intertube Pizza to celebrate.

> [@Baker](#):
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> I have not often made Swedish meatballs but I once had a small dinner party that featured foods mentioned on our favorite television show _Babylon 5_. The meatballs featured as “breen” , the favorite dish of a race called the Narn.

3 weird rules of The Universe:

1. Every species makes a dish that tastes like Earth Swedish meatballs
2. Every Species made a drink called gin&tonic(or Jynnan tonnyx)
3. Every species has several members that look like Jeffery Combs.

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> The cats had a wild time during the changing of the sheets. Koritza enjoyed attacking the fitted sheet, lager enjoyed rolling on the comforter.

Spot enjoys channeling his inner(?) Chaos God when I change sheets, which was today.

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> Birthday dinner leftovers on her actual birthday. 🙂

Yay, and Happy Actual Birthday to **Mrs.\_L.A.**!

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/386 "2024-11-25T02:28:08Z")

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Spot looks like one of the ferals around my building. I give him some Chicken ofthe Sea once a week. His name is Moley.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/387 "2024-11-25T02:44:59Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Oh, you did it? Good for you.

I was fine with it until I went swimming and all of the hair from the back of my haid kept going into my eyes. Despite being thin and fine, the back was long enough (just over my waist) to supply enough drag to stay out of my face.

I’ve done some more hacking at the back so hopefully it will stay out of my eyes tomorrow morning. Geeze, it shouldn’t be this hard!

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Fire-starters are essentials.

They really are, which is why I always have at least two. That way I can have one to use while looking for the other one - or more often, going to the sto and buying another package. I find so many when I’m cleaning my car out.

I hope the blue lighter only had three flicks left!

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Were they old-skool Polaroids?

Oh, that would have been so much better, but no. Close, though. They were home printed on regular printer paper and scotch taped to a white board.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Misread this as “Museum kitty works for treats.”

Back when I was a kid, the museum did have an official Museum Kitty. She was not in charge of rodent control, her job was to hold down the papers in the in box.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Every single one is named “Charlotte” and at least in my home is allowed to do their groovy thang in peace.

I used to have a Charlotte as well and she taught me that spiders are smart! I would come home from work, cuddle Steve, kiss Hubs, grab a beer and go out on the deck to smoke while I unwound. AZ has many MANY grasshoppers and they eat everything. I didn’t use poison in the yard, but it offended me if the grasshoppers came onto the porch to eat my posies.

One day I swatted a grasshopper and tossed it at a tunnel spider web then teased the web with a stick. Later the grasshopper was gone. Cool.

Next day I didn’t really kill one of the grasshoppers, I tossed a still kicking but crippled one into the tunnel. It was gone a few hours later and the tunnel was bigger and better reinforced.

After a few weeks of me tossing grasshoppers at the tunnel, Charlotte would actually climb to the top of her nest and look out when she heard my feet on the deck. Hubs said she never reacted to his footsteps and was very entertained to see her come out for me.

I kept feeding her and she got preggy. I was thrilled when her eggsack finally burst.

The next year the deck was suddenly covered with tunnel spiders and their webs. There were millions and billions and I learned my lesson.

Do Not Feed the Spiders.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> But imma have myself a teensy tiny mini-Thanksgiving all to myself, just me & my wing, sometime soon.

Monkey deserves that as do you!

> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> It is sad when our loved ones get screwed up by age.

This whole getting old things doesn’t just suck for us kids, it’s worse for them. I’m glad your folks are getting their home ready, it sounds like they have a solid plan.

> [@Seanette](#):
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> I suppose this would come in handy on one of our middle-of-godforsaken-nowhere roams if we found ourselves in need of building a fire.

Would he be able to start a signal fire with all that snow? (if it is a butane lighter, he needs to check to be sure the gas hasn’t all leaked out once in a while)

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> but let one encroach in my space and I go ‘Hulk SMASH’.

I was once at a work meeting when a co-worker was making her report and looked down to see a teeny tiny spider on the desk and went from instant screaming terror to cold blooded murder in about a nanosecond. After smashing the poor lil bug, she just continued with her report like nothing had happened.

I don’t think anyone actually heard the end of her report because the laughter was so loud.

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> The one from the Goo and Abbey was signed with little paw prints, and ‘Meow’ and ‘Moo’, respectively.

Did you really dip their paws in ink? (I have a little stamp for that)

I hope she enjoys the trail cam and that your otters cooperate.

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > [@Bob\_Blaylock](#):
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> > this Jeep is an excellent bad-weather vehicle.
> 
> Just remember that 4WD is useless in ice.

This. So much this.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> It was a nice visit, but there’s something not quite balanced about driving a total of 3 hours for a 1-hour lunch.

I’m glad you had a nice visit, but yeah, I do get that.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> Guess they did actually listen durin’ Acolyte trainin’.

Bribes or threats?

I knew that OYKW was a good guy, he’s with you!

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> Dark outside but the clock only shows it to be 5:20pm, I really never cared for these short days of winter.

I do not miss the years that I would go to work in the dark and come home in the dark. It is much better to be a RDOS and not have to worry about that anymore.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> **Cookie** , sorry your missing the company, but I agree that driving on New Years Eve when it’s dark is not the safest thing in the world.

Hubs and I wouldn’t go out on New Years Eve even when we had good eyes. Between the drunks and the late to the party people on their cell phones, the roads just weren’t safe. I don’t know how it is here, but we won’t find out because why would we?

> [@rocking\_chair](#):
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> I had a lovely shower, followed by flannel pjs and now we are all in our cozy spots.

That sounds like a great ending to a productive day! Scritches to the kitties.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/388 "2024-11-25T03:03:43Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Spot looks like one of the ferals around my building.

Awww. Spot was a feral at some point, hence the TNR ear clip.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Do Not Feed the Spiders.

🤣

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/389 "2024-11-25T03:36:05Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Did you really dip their paws in ink? (I have a little stamp for that)

No, I drew them with a pen. I mean _they_ drew them.

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I have a halogen desk lamp that extends out to cover my work area.

Halogen bulbs generate heat.

My work area is periodically transformed into a snoozing kit-cat area.

At least they stop walking on the keyboard.

My cold has improved to the point I can go back to work tomorrow.

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I mean _they_ drew them.

Your cats have opposable thumbs? Neat!

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quote=“purplehorseshoe, post:302, topic:1010390”]

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> I’d have to take my glasses off

I don’t see why, unless you’re giving your eyebrows a trim …  
[/quote]

The earpieces get in the way.

> [@scareyfaerie](#):
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> Except fish. If there was a tin of tuna or sardines, she kept that for me to give to the cats on xmas day.

That’s so sweet!

Waves \* hi\*

Made it to Dad’s yesterday, got settled in and am waiting for him to wake up from his evening nap (he’s been splitting his sleep up), before I hit the hay myself.

Tomorrow, I’ll take him up for a blood draw, then grocery shopping. I’ll make some kolacky Tuesday and the pierogi Wednesday so’s there isn’t as much to do Thursday.

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Your cats have opposable thumbs? Neat!

Well, they were _ghost_-drawn. 😉

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Spot enjoys channeling his inner(?) Chaos God when I change sheets, which was today.

So far as I can tell, cats are just generally Chaos Gods/Goddesses.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/395 "2024-11-25T05:16:19Z")

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Well …

[[Album] Sleeping Monkey ![](https://i.imgur.com/lFqFY4f.jpeg?fb "Sleeping Monkey") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/jFrvR8N)

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Oh shit! I see Monday!” - Spot

Awwww…

The ‘awwwww’ was for the Monkey snoozing picture but as usual I screwed something up.

I did kinda like Spot’s Monday comment too, as all will find out.

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You screwed up NOTHING. You gave a small kitteh god his due.

You have been absolved of all sins. Go forth, and sin no more. (We all know you will, it’s why humans luv each other.)

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Well

Awwwww…

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