# (Old) Spot the Lunatic - A Cat MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [November 18, 2024, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390 "2024-11-18T07:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 32
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390/32 "2024-11-19T01:48:34Z")
Doc said I’m looking good. He calculated that I have a 5.4% chance of keeling over with a heart attack in the next 5 years. I also heard all about the vacation he and his wife took to Spain. He recommended I go. Yes, certainly. I shall tell Jeeves to bring the Bentley 'round just as soon as Bridgett finishes packing my Louis Vuittons. Perhaps I shall lunch in Madrid. > [@SCAdian](#): > > Nandi is black-and-white. Oh, my gosh, is she named after a character in _Firefly_? My son and his wife adopted an old dog and named her Nandi. All their adoptees are named after _Firefly_ characters. Their first dog was Jayne. I always wanted to knit him a hat. 🙂 > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I haven’t seen a doctor in years, due to lack of coverage or ability to pay for i Hmph. My BP was 104/60 at the doc’s. I bet it’s 10 x higher after reading that. Basic healthcare is a human right, but try telling that to someone who has excellent insurance or just believes all the BS. I guess it’s 🎵 Easy to be hard. I shall commence keeping my mouth shut, but my mind is still glowering on your behalf. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > I hafta ~~oh, look, a half-killed joint~~ call my mother. Isn’t the half-joint necessary preparation for such a call? > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > need to do a Braunschweiger Run There really IS a [Braunschweiger Run](https://imgur.com/a/7Gl2dEH), or at least, a run for Braunschweig. Gehen, MetallMaus, Gehen! (I hope that doesn’t say something naughty.) > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Those are definitely scary eyes. We call them “Manson eyes.” My DIL called the eyes of a dog on the shelter site that. Specifically, she said, “Who’d adopt a dog who has Manson eyes?” A: They would. His name is Mister Universe. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > “Good job” for swimming with her face in the water and “Water up the nose? I hate it when that happens to me.” Whatever the intention (and I have to think it was a kindly one), you made that kid’s day. > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Get off the dishwasher, both of you!!! Man, if I had a dime for every time someone said that to me and some guy… > [@(Old) Hauntings in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hauntings-in-the-mmp/1010066/298): > > > [@(Old) Hauntings in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-hauntings-in-the-mmp/1010066/257): > > > > _The Young And the Wren-less_ > > LOL!!! GG and Jolene always love watching “As the Squirrel Turns” I read the last one as “The Young and the Wise-ass,” and I think I know which one is **doggio**. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-spot-the-lunatic-a-cat-mmp/1010390)._