# (Old) Tell A Stoopid Joke MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 13, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637 "2026-07-13T10:37:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/341 "2026-07-20T02:19:14Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I remember **Mrs Magill** telling me about when she was an acolyte and had to finish, like eight wafers. [Clerks] Dante: “My wife took eight Christs!” Customer: “In a row?” [/Clerks] ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/342 "2026-07-20T02:39:42Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Roam Catholic Church 🙄 A sect of the church that has Winnebagos instead of buildings. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/343 "2026-07-20T02:45:37Z")
Evening all and time for the late night final, where fixing two sammiches was the extent of my activity in the past several hours. Did maker a list of things to do next week, now all I have to do is remember to look at in periodically. **swampy** , we have a 20-50% chance of rain all next week, so no idea if we’ll be drenched or dry. **doggio** , a rather decorative refrigerator, mine has several magnets on it and that is it. Oh, and by the way all, I am now up to Seven 2027 calendars various organizations who want money from me have sent, so if anyone needs a calendar, just let me know… **Mollie** , glad the college tour is going well. I have been to the Holocaust Museum…once…because it is one of those places you only need to visit once, it will stay with you–but it is a place everyone should visit if at all possible. IMHO of course. And it’ll be 10pm before I finally log out, so take care and I’ll see y’all on the next MMP. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/344 "2026-07-20T02:52:35Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > because it is one of those places you only need to visit once, it will stay with you– Yeah, I visited Dachau in 1986. 🙁 ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/345 "2026-07-20T03:48:38Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Carmen does not have cruise control or power windows or locks. She does have satellite radio and tire pressure sensors(and is a manual). I’d like to meet the person who optioned her. I did not know that selection of options was possible. Night, y’all. See you in the next MMP. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/346 "2026-07-20T03:51:41Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Yeah, I visited Dachau in 1986. 🙁 I visited Dachau in 1982. ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/347 "2026-07-20T04:08:30Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Yeah, I visited Dachau in 1986. 🙁 My great uncle was among the troops that liberated Dachau. > [@dogbutler](#): > > Carmen does not have cruise control or power windows or locks. She does have satellite radio Sounds like my '07 Yaris, but without the tire pressure sensor and satellite radio. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/348 "2026-07-20T04:56:42Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@dogbutler](#): > > > > Yeah, I visited Dachau in 1986. 🙁 > > I visited Dachau in 1982. Auschwitz (Oswiecim) in the I wanna say early 90s. … aaaaaalllllllllmost out of work for the night. Must remember to move trash bin. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/349 "2026-07-20T06:33:08Z")
Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave. It’s 75 degrees Ferret Height(23.880 Centipedes). The Heat Index is 84F/28.889C. > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > … aaaaaalllllllllmost out of work for the night. Must remember to move trash bin. I do not move the Big Yellow Bin, as it weighs several thousand pounds. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637.md?page=17)