# (Old) Tell A Stoopid Joke MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [July 13, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637 "2026-07-13T10:37:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 17
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637/17 "2026-07-13T13:56:51Z")
> [@(Old) Your first furniture in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-your-first-furniture-in-the-mmp/1031453/358): > > Pineapple has its culinary place. On pizza is not that place. > > Sorry, @Die_Capacitrix, but IMO green pepper does not belong anywhere near my food. I hate the smell, even. I’ll take her share, **Dicey**! > [@AskNott](#): > > a show so stupid that I couldn’t bear to watch it. What show was that? Why do elephants climb trees? To jump out of them. Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That’s when the elephants are climbing trees. Why are pygmies so short? They went into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon. 70 ferrets at 0900; predicted high 82. The predicted highs for the next few days have all been raised by several degrees, Wednesday’s up to 94. Should go to the library this afternoon or tomorrow: Five books to return, and three to pick up if no one’s beaten me to it. After which I shall return to my usual ~~_Megalonyx_~~ sloth. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-tell-a-stoopid-joke-mmp/1031637)._