# (Old, thankfully.) Just call it pee-pee ‘cause it’s all your’n MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [September 18, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-thankfully-just-call-it-pee-pee-cause-it-s-all-your-n-mmp/990294 "2023-09-18T04:01:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 19, 2023, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-thankfully-just-call-it-pee-pee-cause-it-s-all-your-n-mmp/990294/64 "2023-09-19T02:17:48Z")

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> Most welcome!

🙂

Hey, as long as I have your attention, I have a complaint. You have a new puppy and have only shared ONE picture of the lil cutie pie. His adoring fans deserve more!

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I may even make some fingerless gloves

I love those, they allowed me to work in a government air conditioned office year round.

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> No sense rushing things.

Absolutely!

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> She was killing time since she had to give her cat meds and food at 9, and didn’t want to get screamed at for an early breakfast. And I thought Spot was pushy.

I can certainly understand that!

One of the main reasons we can’t leave the state is because our cats didn’t like their dinner time changing twice a year back when we were in CA and I am certain they wouldn’t like it any better now.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I am (probably) irrationally irritated by kids past toddlerdom who walk around with pacifiers in their mouths.

The candy binkies teens wear around their necks make me think of going back to my car and getting my cane.

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> I just got back from the cop shop.

How very scary. Thank goodness someone yelled, I hope nobody else gets attacked. You are a very good friend to go with her.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Having spent most of the morning farting around in bed, I thought there was something wrong with me … am I sick?

Spending one of your rare days off in bed is about as productive as you should be. Good rest includes not doing shit just because.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> So I ended up Ubering home and here I remain until the car is ready tomorrow.

Every time my car has to stay at the dealers for service, they have had a shuttle available to get me to work and back to pick up my car. Is that an option in your area?

> [@LH75](#):
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> Month eight of my quilt project is done.

OMG, those are fabulous! Of course the 12th one took no time at all, by that time it was set in stone and you could have done it in your sleep.

> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> Unfortunately, due to my new-found allergy to milk, I have been testing non-dairy alternatives to dairy stuff, including many cheeses.

Try fried or baked cheese snacks, the cooking process removes many of the allergy triggers.

Do not try vegan cheese. It won’t trigger your allergies but the sodium content in just one serving is way too high to be good for anyone. (I know this because I used to make and sell it, horrible stuff from start to finish.)

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Dad’s up for a chat, so I gotta go in a sec. We had a death in the family last week that … stirred up stuff.

Well, dang. I am so sorry.

> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> I’m looking at a delightful month of the main road between here and town being closed.

Oh gosh, how fun. The 3-ish added miles will take much longer with all of the extra traffic.

> [@TruePisces](#):
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> DuoLingo has been helpful in at least getting me to read it, even if i can’t get the words to come out right!

When I was in Okinawa I was able to teach myself conversational Nihongo by watching English dubbed TV and movies and then by practicing it on anyone I could. I can’t read it for shit, but I can still translate full length magna shows.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **red** appropriate/inappropriate appendages crossed re the interview tomorrow.

I don’t think we really need to cross appendages cause I am positive she is going to just nail it, no luck needed. (crosses fingers behind back)

Today was spent porchinating. Coffee was enjoyed and birds were watched. The seasons are changing and the birds have started their migrations. We have a Rufus hummer hanging around and those little shits are so entertaining. We have two feeders and he is just wearing himself out trying to defend both of them.

Factoid: The Aztec warriors were all very fierce fighters and were ranked into 10 (I think) different castes. The fiercest of all of the warriors weren’t in the Jaguar clan, they were in the Hummingbird clan because they knew those little shits were the baddest of bad.

And…hubs just weighted VBC…and she has lost 1.2 lbs in two weeks. If she didn’t already have an appointment on Wednesday, she would be visiting the emergency vet tomorrow. Sudden weight loss is what alerted us when Fred went diabetic, hopefully that is all that is going on with VBC.

I think I’m going to go out and listen to the bats ping for a while.

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