# (Old) The Apocalyptic MMP

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**Created:** [April 8, 2024, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-apocalyptic-mmp/1000001 "2024-04-08T10:32:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 8, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-apocalyptic-mmp/1000001/57 "2024-04-08T23:27:42Z")

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> [@(Old) April Foolin' in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-april-foolin-in-the-mmp/999670/306):
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> The lawn needs to be mowed and he is not up to it.  
> I am not up to it either. It’s supposed to rain again, Tuesday through Friday, we will have a jungle if we don’t mow it soon.

Is there someone local who does lawns? Now may be the time to avail yourself of their services.

Re the great carpet debate: I’d prefer no carpet as well. However, apartments at my income level tend to have contracter beige wall to wall. I’d love to get rid of the vacuum altogether and just use a broom and mop for clean up.

Irked, came home, walked the dog, got on the horn to the dealership and found out that my car is done! I need to take a couple of hours off tomorrow or Wednesday afternoon to go get it. Yay! Back in the grey ghost again. (and heated seats!)

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

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