# (Old) The first day of school in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Tags:** mmp
**Created:** [August 21, 2023, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-first-day-of-school-in-the-mmp/988860 "2023-08-21T10:50:57Z")
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### Author: ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)
#### Post date: [August 28, 2023, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-first-day-of-school-in-the-mmp/988860/369 "2023-08-28T07:42:17Z")

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The “fun” 🙄 tonight was that the only “stuck” order (meaning someone called in something and never picks it up … we cook food that sits around & then has to be thrown away at the end of the night) anyway the customer’s name was the same as my late husband’s.

So just before close I got to hear my manager and my other coworker - totally innocently - calling out, “Yanno, I don’t think {_name_} is coming back tonight!” “Who?” “{ _Name_ }!” “Oh, yeah, no, { _name_ } ain’t showin’ up tonight!” and that … uh, sucked.

> [@Wheelz](#):
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> nasty painful hemorrhoid. Prep H hasn’t helped much. Vodka has

Doesn’t that sting a bit?

😉

(Wrong end, I suppose.)

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