# (Old) The Gift of Life in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 29, 2026, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-gift-of-life-in-the-mmp/1031267 "2026-06-29T10:02:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 319
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-gift-of-life-in-the-mmp/1031267/319 "2026-07-05T20:20:23Z")
Howdy Y’all! Wonderful church service this mornin’ with the exception of one hymn I can’t stand, but that’s just me. I was surprised at the number of folks there. Guess people ain’t travelin’ as much this year. Brunch was super! All kinds of pickanik type foodstuffs. I especially enjoyed all the various sallits and helped myself to second helpin’s of some of 'em. The bbq, N.O.T. sallit and pies got et up. That always makes me happy. Nappage was achieved when we returned to da cave. It’s way too hawt out and I am still so full I don’t want anything to eat or drink. Imagine that. It’s early, but the biiiiiig trash can got hauled all the way down to the road for pickup tomorrow just cause I was ready to deal with it and get it over. My high skool Spanish teacher told me “¿Donde esta el juan?” is not the appropriate way to ask that question. **BooFae** glad y’all are havin’ a good time at the festival. Did you shout out “Sod Off You Ungrateful Colonials” at any time? **Cat\_Glove** few things are better than a cheeseburger hot off the grill. I hope Jagged Fork is good and not a comment on the dinnerware they use. **Oopsie** Happy Doperversary! --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-gift-of-life-in-the-mmp/1031267)._