# (Old) The Heat Is On - A Heat Wave MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 18, 2026, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-heat-is-on-a-heat-wave-mmp/1030168 "2026-05-18T07:34:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 15
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-heat-is-on-a-heat-wave-mmp/1030168/15 "2026-05-18T14:25:57Z")
Good morning, folks! We were up and walking this morning at the usual time. Summer is coming. It was 70ºF, and all I have are either gym/running shorts or fleece lined leggings. 70º is too cool for shorts, so I was warm this morning. Oh, wait. I’ve got some lighter leggings in my “Mollie Seekrit Stash” that I don’t have to keep secret anymore. BRB. Exchange (plus some bike shorts) complete. Man, being Out is so effing liberating. I have IRL friends who keep reaching out to see how I’m doing, and I’ve got you all. ~~I think~~ I’ve got this. > [@I think I MAY start the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989/300): > > > [@I think I MAY start the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-think-i-may-start-the-mmp/1029989/294): > > > > I wear cargo pants and use a cross body bag, should I get a Subaru for the whole white middle-aged lesbian experience? > > Don’t forget the unflattering but comfy shoes. _Looks down at house sandals and compression socks._ > [@dogbutler](#): > > Birkenstocks. _Looks at the pair of Birks by the door._ I guess I’m going to the Subaru dealer. > [@marcus88](#): > > Mid-90s sounds intense, stay cool out there! Where **Doggio** lives, Mid-90s is considered cool. I used to live there. Never underestimate the power of the Gulf Stream to deliver heat and humidity. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-heat-is-on-a-heat-wave-mmp/1030168)._