# (Old) The Joy of Brain Farts in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 15, 2023, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-joy-of-brain-farts-in-the-mmp/984073 "2023-05-15T10:12:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 321
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-joy-of-brain-farts-in-the-mmp/984073/321 "2023-05-21T13:14:02Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > > > You do live quite the exciting life. > > I can’t wait to organise my socks! Neither can we wait to hear about it! 🙂 FYI, my socks are _already_ organized, neener neener! 😜 . I have five kinds of socks. Each kind is stored as a sorta FIFO pile of 15-20 identical socks. Navy blue crew sox for blue/black/gray/white long pants, tan crew sox for tan/brown/yellowish long pants, inside-the-shoe invisible sox for shorts, white athletic crew sox for the gym/running, and white athletic knee-high support sox for work. In another couple of months that last pile will go to the trash / Goodwill along with the work boots I wear with them. Yaay sox! **truefish** that _is_ some great hair. **shoe** : Free food for you and the last real customer is a 100% good thing. Whoever owns the store can afford it. Managers are paid to be peeved about that stuff. You are not. As to me: Well harrumph! My slothful Sunday is not. As I’m typing this around 9am I’m sitting in the back of a jet in a middle seat heading north just past Jacksonville. At least my seatmates are of reasonable width. Once we get where we’re going my FO & I are supposed to hustle over to a different jet most of the way across the airport then launch for Costa Rica. All in 20 minutes. I doubt we’ll even be off our ride by then. Anyhow, once we get to Costa Rica we’ll have a pleasant afternoon & evening in downtown San Jose. Which is conveniently riot-free. Then up much too early Mon morning and straight back home to Miami. Had I known I’d have gotten rousted this early I’d have gone to bed earlier last night. Oh well. At least it’s overtime work. Like most folks, I’ll put up with a lot of inconvenience for that. At least the weather is lovely everywhere and I enjoyed a low-traffic high-speed commute to work in the warm immediate post-dawn with the top down, hair flying, and tunes blasting. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-joy-of-brain-farts-in-the-mmp/984073)._