# (Old) The spooooookiest MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-spooooookiest-mmp/1024322>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 27, 2025, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-spooooookiest-mmp/1024322 "2025-10-27T05:35:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2025, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-the-spooooookiest-mmp/1024322/347 "2025-11-03T06:17:11Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!

Uh … you okay there, buddy?

> [@swampbear](#):
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> I am so proud of the job my acolytes did today.

This whole thing made me happy to read.

May I ask, how do acolytes get .. made? chosen? voted in? and just curious, what’s the typical age?

> [@swampbear](#):
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> I know how important trash reports are.

In a few, imma round up the easiest-to-get trash, hauled the big bin out, and call it good. **Future Shoe** has more to clean up, but it’s been a helluva weekend, work wise, and I’m wiped out.

Speaking of, I need to take a multivitamin tonight; two of my.crew said they weren’t feeling well & I think everyone is exhausted from the weekend.

> [@missred](#):
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> I worry about him getting hit

Aw, man, Lil’ Bit is a good candidate for that glow-in-the-dark harness I got for my cat …

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Spent some time in lock-up today,

Wait, you got arrested?!?! Holy shit.

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Okay, catch y’all in the next one. Who’s starting it?

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