# \[OLD\] There's a Spring in Your Step - A Seasonal MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [March 20, 2023, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398 "2023-03-20T06:27:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398/401 "2023-03-29T14:25:49Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> : waves from Lancaster:

I was trying to speed over to see you, but the CHP cruiser I borrowed wasn’t quite stopped and I got dead.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398/402 "2023-03-29T15:04:19Z")

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Surgery in progress after some delay.

Round 1 done. I now have a shiny new hole in my scalp about 5/8" × 1-1/8". With luck they got all the edges & tendrils of the cancer. If not they keep expanding the excavation until they do. Slice, rinse, repeat until done.

Results from round 1 in 30ish minutes.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398/403 "2023-03-29T15:09:03Z")

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Can we let this thread sink and stick with the newest MMP?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398/404 "2023-03-29T15:17:28Z")

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Oops.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2023, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-theres-a-spring-in-your-step-a-seasonal-mmp/981398/405 "2023-03-29T16:58:47Z")

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I flagged your ‘oops’ and added to have [old] added to the title here, per the discussion going on in the new MMP. [Have As Good A New Monday MMP As Possible](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-as-good-a-new-monday-mmp-as-possible/981700). We’ll see if I did it right.

And I hope the biopsy news is A+ and you’re done for 6months.

Does it hurt much? The most painful stitches I ever had were in my scalp-here’s hoping yours don’t take it out on you.

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