# (Old) Things I (we?) should buy in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 4, 2026, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-i-we-should-buy-in-the-mmp/1029777 "2026-05-04T08:09:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-i-we-should-buy-in-the-mmp/1029777/22 "2026-05-04T15:13:11Z")

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> [@(Old) Things ya gotta 'splain in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588/281):
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> > [@(Old) Things ya gotta 'splain in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588/278):
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> > Hopefully I’ll be back to normal (whatever _that_ is)
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> I have been able to figure out this whole “normal” thing for _months_ now.

I assume you meant _have **n’t** been_. Remember: Based on your standards, you’re perfectly normal – it’s the rest of the world that’s screwed up.

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