# (Old) Things ya gotta 'splain in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 27, 2026, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588 "2026-04-27T06:01:52Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588/254 "2026-05-03T12:43:32Z")

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I don’t have much to say today. I paid zero attention to the spectacle that is the Kentucky Derby. **FCMom** , congrats on making the deck vanish. I’m also confused over the nature of freeze-dried ice cream. That seems like a defiance of physics, or something.

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