# (Old) Things ya gotta 'splain in the MMP

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**Created:** [April 27, 2026, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588 "2026-04-27T06:01:52Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 3, 2026, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588/270 "2026-05-03T19:03:45Z")

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Afternoon all. Olive Garden has provided the major repast for the day and just to ignore my calorie intake for one day, got some cookies from The Cookie Fix and they now reside companionably with the pasta in my belly. I was going to go to the gym, but really don’t feel like it, so I’ll give it a pass and try to get back to my routine tomorrow.

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Yebbut, what if I become a total jerk and try to alienate everyone? What about then?

Then you get a Gibbs/NCIS dope slap ( [Reddit - Please wait for verification](https://www.reddit.com/r/NCIS/comments/1l8ojj4/_/) )and a hug.

**Taters** , hope the canines work out the power-sharing without too much trouble and Zeus becomes a fine companion for your son.

**boo fae** , just how many bands are there in Britain? You must have seen a decent percentage of them by now…

**cookie** , glad the gout is gone.

And might indulge in nappage here soon. We’ll see how it goes.

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