# (Old) Things ya gotta 'splain in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 27, 2026, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588 "2026-04-27T06:01:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
**Showing post:** 283

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2026, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588/283 "2026-05-04T03:04:25Z")

</div>

I’m compiling my April posts and came across this one:

> [@(Old) A Day Off in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1029239/190):
>
> > [@(Old) A Day Off in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-a-day-off-in-the-mmp/1029239/186):
> >
> > Bleach and hair thinning shears.
> 
> My. God. That’s just crazy enough to work.

I have to laugh. I needed my kamado pot to get as hot as possible to give my flank steak that has been in the sous vide a quick sear, so I’d used a hair dryer to blow into the intake vent for a couple of minutes. My right arm is now bald after opening it.

---

_[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-things-ya-gotta-splain-in-the-mmp/1029588)._