# Old timers: Tell me about the Great Banning...

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**Created:** [December 13, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-timers-tell-me-about-the-great-banning/676269 "2013-12-13T20:39:03Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 15, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-timers-tell-me-about-the-great-banning/676269/44 "2013-12-15T04:03:51Z")

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This thread cannot continue without a musical interlude -

> [@What should we call the recent super-ban?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-should-we-call-the-recent-super-ban/595736/33):
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> Oh, thanks so much. Got an earworm from that one, which resolved itself into song lyrics that may be appropriate for the circumstances:
> 
> “A Marley Can Ban,” with apologies to Don McLean
> 
> \*A long long time ago,  
> I can still remember when the MB used to make me smile.  
> And I clicked each and every link  
> Some made me laugh; some made me think–  
> And they all kept me occupied for a while.
> 
> But all the newbies made me nervous,  
> With all the spam that was their purpose.  
> A new Admin took his place,  
> And said that he would give chase.
> 
> I do remember I felt damned,  
> Insulted, lost, and yes, shitcanned–  
> I wondered just what flame was fanned  
> The day we were all banned.
> 
> Oh, man, man, you know a Marley can ban,  
> Clicked the link, but I think, that was not a good plan.  
> With Dopers all looking at the new hatchet man,  
> And singing, “This’ll be the day I’ve been banned–  
> This’ll be the day I’ve been banned.”\*

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