# (Old) Trip Planning in the MMP

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**Created:** [February 12, 2024, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-trip-planning-in-the-mmp/997466 "2024-02-12T08:39:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2024, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-trip-planning-in-the-mmp/997466/34 "2024-02-12T22:45:15Z")

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I had _two_ chicharrones over the course of a couple of hours. Then I went to a florist to get Mrs. L.A. six chocolate truffles in a nice box. They’re expensive, but she likes them. I’m pretty sure I chose the ones she likes best. I got her a Valentine’s Day card too. Came home and put a frozen hatch chile-and-provolone burger patty in the toaster oven and made a sanger for lunch. I’ve got about half an hour before I log out of irk.

> [@(Old) It's Moanday So That Means We Need A New MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-its-moanday-so-that-means-we-need-a-new-mmp/997133/349):
>
> Transcript as best as I can remember.
> 
> “Hello, this agent Somethng-Something from Homeland Security, how are you today?”  
> “I’m fantastic, how are you?”  
> “I’m fine. Sir, we’ve intercepted a suspicious package at the border in your name.”  
> “Oh no.”  
> “Were you expecting any packages from abroad.”  
> “Yes. Cocaine.”  
> “Pardon?”  
> “Cocaine. A big bale of cocaine. I’ve been waiting for it. Is that what you got?”
> 
> _click_
> 
> Followed by me collapsing on the floor in a fit of laughter.

I’m going to steal that, should I receive such a call.

So… How do you record a call on an iPhone? (I assume with the landline I’d just put it on speaker and record it with the iPhone’s camera.)

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