# (Old) Trying To Reason with Hurricane Season - A Hockey MMP

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**Created:** [June 1, 2026, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-trying-to-reason-with-hurricane-season-a-hockey-mmp/1030522 "2026-06-01T05:38:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-trying-to-reason-with-hurricane-season-a-hockey-mmp/1030522/309 "2026-06-08T08:08:30Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Its not that you folks aren’t more important than watching bug sex…

Fireflies are 🤩

> [@AskNott](#):
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> Yup, it’s a lot of tick talk.

We’re going to have stern words.

> [@liirogue](#):
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> I hope you got to take some home with you.

I did! … inside my tummy! (I ate another today, the last of the strawberry. Gawds, that woman can make some amazing frosting!)

> [@Die\_Capacitrix](#):
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> Had to put on gloves to dig through the strawberry planter to find the slug (I hope there was only one)

I assume you’re familiar with the “beer in shallow pan” trick?

If not .. use cheap shitty beer.

> [@SCAdian](#):
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> so it hung onto the shelving unit, stuffed its face into the gap (ostrich-style), and tried to pretend it wasn’t there.

D’aaaawwwwwww.

> [@peedin](#):
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> The ice cream man is outside. I would visit the van if I could still get a toasted almond bar.

There’s a really dirty “that’s what she said” joke somewhere.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> We had a guest preacher and musician this mornin’.

I’m glad they lived up to your ~~gold lame~~ high standards!

> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> safer for me than Tennessee. Right now that’s about forty-nine other states.

I’d stay the hell outta Texas, except for Austin area.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> she would always get us at least once a garment.

… on purpose?

(Did “we” forget to do our chores?)

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Might as well bite the bullet.

Thank you for the encouragement.

Bathrobe & 💩 box AND big bin have all been dealt with.

Bathrobe has been sloughed back off, but - that I’m aware - no neighbors saw me and clutched whatever the Michigan version of Southern clutchin’ pearls might be.

_hand out_ “Sticker and lollipop, please.”

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