# (Old) What's the winter forecast in the MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 7, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-whats-the-winter-forecast-in-the-mmp/1008532 "2024-10-07T12:14:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 299
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> [@JaneDoe42](#): > > Leash and harness? I got him a set when I first brought him home - he was surprisingly accepting of it - but I have since very cleverly knocked it behind an armoire I have no hope of moving myself. It’ll be found when I move, I guess. He simply had some closely-supervised time, before the 🎵 rain kept pourin’ down 🎶 > [@nelliebly](#): > > I try to neutralize the damage they do to other people’s livelihoods We’ve never met, but you might be the kindest person I know. > [@nelliebly](#): > > So he’s a howler monkey? 🐒 How have I missed this joke all these years?!? Yes, yes he is, and he has also just acquired a new nickname. > [@nelliebly](#): > > I ordered in. And it’s almost here! Bon apetit! > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Culvers is pretty good, I mainly stick with the butterburgers I got one or two of those a while back; zero regrets. (I’d never even heard of Culver’s before moving to the Mitten State, so I had to try it! I like butter … I like burgers …) To quote Sam Jackson, now that was a tasty burger! I just … man, today, I really wanted it on rye toast with a mess of onions, and they absolutely delivered on that! > [@JaneDoe42](#): > > And what makes you think I would ever consider leaving the house when it was 40F? How does one say “Bless your heart” in Michigander? > [@Baker](#): > > Once again I have proof that dogs fart. So do cats, but I can’t blame it on the dog (since I don’t have one.) All I can say is, I know the difference between his & mine. ( _snifff_ “Jesus, Monks, what did you EAT?!?” “Whatever you fed me, O prison warden!”) Cats also snore, sneeze, and - this one is hilarious - get the hiccups. You know how getting the hiccups can be annoying? And you know how cats _hate_ being laughed at … ? Combine the two, and … 😈 I’ve also seen YouTube of cats begging for a lick of ice cream, followed by … an ice cream headache. They make the silliest face. Hey, they asked for it. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > My latest lap blanket is random assorted colors - no real method to my madness Sometimes those come out the absolute bestest. > [@dogbutler](#): > > > [@nelliebly](#): > > > > tomorrow I’ll see one with 200 flat cars. > > If you live close enough to an Army or Marine ground unit going for training/deployment I bet **JtC** has a good floozy story that starts out like that … (" 'Twas a dark and rainy night … ") --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-whats-the-winter-forecast-in-the-mmp/1008532)._