# (Old) When Mom's Away...A Coasterless MMP

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**Created:** [January 22, 2024, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-when-moms-away-a-coasterless-mmp/996477 "2024-01-22T07:34:26Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 29, 2024, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-when-moms-away-a-coasterless-mmp/996477/340 "2024-01-29T06:50:15Z")

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> [@Paintcharge](#):
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> Sort of feel like I’m only hanging on to find out what happens next in my book. Sorry.

Apology rejected.

That’s a really poetic way to phrase a really shitty feeling, by the way.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> the American Embassy **does** microwave their water

Please tell me they named their microwave “The Harbor.”

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> And on exactly the rocks of these sorts of utter misunderstandings did our marriage fail.

That’s so hard to get past. Neither of you is doing anything wrong; you just have such utterly different perspectives on the world, different preferences and opinions … _and that’s okay_ in itself (hell, the MMP is a great microcosm of different ways of life) but you - and she - can’t change who you fundamentally are.

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> he enjoys rolling the dice and placing them on the dogs, etc

He likes numbers; he likes precision and things being “right” e.g. where they’re supposed to be … this game seems right up his alley!

How’d you find out about it?

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> the little surprise that **Wee Weasel** can play along too.

That will be great for everyone! He’ll get to participate with the Big Grownups, and she’ll get the fun of having him playing along.

> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> My son’s obsession with weighing things on our kitchen scale goes unabated. He needs to know “How many grams?”

I can’t recall how old he is - would he enjoy weighing a measuring cup filled with varying amounts of water? He can see how ounces relate to cups, for example…

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> LOLions

Apparently it went from, “Oh, we GOT this” to, uh, not so great (but still close!) and man, our Oven Master was _devastated._

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Alright, I’m usually the last one awake on Sunday nights. (Where my insomniacs at?!)

I’ll see y’all on the next thread.

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