# (Old) Where in the world is the MMP? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 6, 2026, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-where-in-the-world-is-the-mmp/1029063 "2026-04-06T12:43:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 66
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2026, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-where-in-the-world-is-the-mmp/1029063/66 "2026-04-07T15:33:58Z")
300 Slide again. The Screwup Fairy took a vacation day, so it wasn’t too bad. I came home, gave Spot attention till he got bored and wandered off. Breakfast was a pig, egg, and cheddar mcmuffin. > [@scareyfaerie](#): > > hauled the biiiiig bin out to the kerb for today’s collection. The compactor on the big bin is pinnin’ or the fjords, so we have a Big Orange Skip to heave trash into now. > [@scareyfaerie](#): > > I’m off work and forgot it was Monday [![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Zu0ClSnqSXEAAAAd/blessing-from-the-lord-god-be-praised.gif) ](https://media1.tenor.com/m/Zu0ClSnqSXEAAAAd/blessing-from-the-lord-god-be-praised.gif) > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > And, frankly, they didn’t taste all that good, either. I had it at the Etlannter airport once. Temu White Castle. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > What happened to spring?? From last MMP: > [@(Old) Springing into cleaning in the MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-springing-into-cleaning-in-the-mmp/1028885/281): > > I took the liner out of my trench coat, and switched my long sleeve shirts for my Hawaiian shirts, so next week’s blizzard and sub freezing temps are on me. > [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > ‘I’m really worried I’m going to panic during the surgery and ruin my eye’. “I’m going to freak out, and start biting people. Sorry.” - me, whenever I need eye surgery. > [@Maus\_Magill](#): > > Right. I know I’ll be okay - I’m still droll. 👍 --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-where-in-the-world-is-the-mmp/1029063)._