# (Old) Wrapping up Feb in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [February 24, 2025, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729 "2025-02-24T12:03:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/301 "2025-03-03T02:37:57Z")

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And a good evening to all. Spent a couple of hours at the gym, got 1200 calories either cycled or walked off, then came home and had a couple of sammiches with a pudding cup so put most of them right back on. About 8:30pm locally and feels like it should be later than that, so might be an early bedtime. Did change the filter and the ladder is in place to change the light bulb, just need to see how much energy I have.

**Coppertone** , that’s great news, I hope it works out well for you.

**wet one** , glad the first steps went well, you’ll be back in Ariel’s saddle in no time.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> (he died of starvation during their 15 minute absence).

I presume he got better…

**Piper** , appendages crossed for a rapid acceptance of your article. And 5lbs of poutine sounds a bit much, only contest I ever won food-wise was eating an 18oz hamburger in one sitting, got my picture on the wall (along with dozens of others who did it).

**JtC** , hoping that the dog comes home with you soon. Barkley is a great name, BTW.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> As long as you are getting motivated to do some routine house maintenance, clean the filter on your dishwasher too. As long as you are up and moving, wipe the seals on your front loading washer with vinegar and run your vent snake down the dryer outlet.

Now lets not get wild and crazy here…and I don’t have a vent snake, but will look into obtaining one.

And that’s all I have energy for. Take care and I’ll catch all y’all on the next MMP.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/302 "2025-03-03T02:43:23Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> only contest I ever won food-wise was eating an 18oz hamburger in one sitting, got my picture on the wall (along with dozens of others who did it).

I got a “I made a pig out of myself at Ferrells” when I was young enough to eat that much ice cream all at once. I’ve aged out of that sort of excess long ago.

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> I don’t have a vent snake, but will look into obtaining one.

Put it on your list, it really will make your dryer more efficient and less expensive to run.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/303 "2025-03-03T02:46:09Z")

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**JtC**. Have recently discovered ELP so bring along Brain Salad Surgery. Greg Lake, R.I.P., had a great voice.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/304 "2025-03-03T03:00:20Z")

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Here’s my favorite version of **[Jerusalem](https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-ata-001&ei=UTF-8&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=ata&param1=151007&param2=151008&p=youtube+emerson+lake+and+palmer+jerusalem&type=type9087534-aal-151007-151008#id=31&vid=872d68bb2dfe8c3af44c44015ae19b2b&action=view)**.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/305 "2025-03-03T03:33:45Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> And 5lbs of poutine sounds a bit much

Went online to check the menu. It’s more than 5 lbs total!

> Punchbowl Poutine  
> A literal punch bowl overflowing with  
> poutine. That’s 5 pounds of potatoes,  
> 1 pound of cheese curds & 1 litre of  
> gravy! Finish it & get a photo on our wall  
> of fame with the championship belt! 58

They say “punchbowl”, but it looked more like a trifle bowl to me.

So, pay $60 to clog your arteries up, and if you eat it all, you get your picture taken. What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/306 "2025-03-03T04:06:31Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> I presume he got better…

He is neither dead, nor a newt.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/307 "2025-03-03T06:23:04Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> He looked in the bowl, pointed at the little meatballs, and asked “Are those the groom’s balls?”H5

Heh.

Heh heh.

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**Grandma** showed up, looking like absolute death warmed over.

I had to drive both the teenage crew home ("Your homework is to drink, like, a gallon of water. Please take care of your kidneys. ") and though **Silent Oven Worker** (who was on dough rolling duty tonight, and should have been Early Out) stayed waaayyyy late to cover for **Grandma** by the end of it, we closed, just me, and **Alternate Manager.**

Just us two.

“Y’all busy tonight? Takin’ forever to get through on the phones.”

{ _glares_ }

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/308 "2025-03-03T13:27:54Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> Thanks for the story, I would never have thought that they would have to import snow in Alaska!
> 
> People always say that racing critters are abused

The ceremonial start in Anchorage is on 4th Avenue, which is plowed like any major arterial. So even in snowy winters, it’s likely that snow will have to be trucked into downtown for the races. There was so little snow this year, though, the ceremonial start was only about a dozen blocks long instead of several miles.

As for the abused dogs: these are working dogs, bred for the task. They’re well fed and kept healthy, like any successful working dog, and their health is carefully monitored by vets during races. It amuses me that nobody bitches about sheepherding dogs or guide dogs or other working species.

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**Author:** ![Trieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Trieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trieste)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/old-wrapping-up-feb-in-the-mmp/1014729/309 "2025-03-03T15:05:08Z")

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ELP (and Neil Young’s Harvest) along with others were the theme music of my college days.

T

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