(Old) Your first furniture in the MMP

Let’s see:

  • I last wore a dress more than 20 years ago (though I will wear a dress as part of a costume at certain upcoming author events), and that was for formal night on a cruise
  • I last wore a skirt more than 20 years ago and that was for formal night on a cruise
  • I have never used hairspray
  • I have worn lipstick once? twice? though I do have a lightly tinted lip balm I’ve used once? twice?
  • I have very infrequently used a tinted base to cover a pimple or surgical wound
  • I have pencilled my eyebrows three times (at the beginning of chemo)
  • I have worn eyeliner as part of a costume
  • I have worn eye shadow maybe three times
  • I have used mascara maybe three times
  • I curled my eyelashes with the infernal contraption two or three times
  • I have never used blush
  • I have never used some sort of outliner on my lips
  • I have never used any other makeup
  • I have never had fake eyelashes
  • I have never had fake nails
  • I have never had a professional manicure
  • I have had one professional pedicure (in Cambodia, to support an NGO)
  • I have never worn “cute shoes” (except heels once as part of a Malibu Barbie costume)

  • I do wear jewelry
  • I do sometimes use nail polish
  • I do use moisturizer (typically 0-30 SPF)
  • I started using hair conditioner some of the time as I’ve acquired more thin, fly-away grey hair
  • I have tried and don’t like hair mousse
  • I have occasionally had bright blue or other color/accents in my hair
  • I have had hair shorter than my shoulders (and usually shorter than my earlobes) for almost 5 decades

  • And yet, I look great in jeans and a leather jacket.