# Oldest Playboy Playmate ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 4, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505 "2002-12-04T19:11:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/1 "2002-12-04T19:11:33Z")

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This month’s Playboy Playmate is 35, making her the oldest Playmate in the magazine’s history. And she’s pretty damn hot, too! Of course, the enormous tits don’t exactly hurt. 🙂

Maybe it’s ridiculous to feel ancient at 29, but I have been. Seeing her pictorial, though, makes me feel quite young and spry!

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**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/2 "2002-12-04T19:23:02Z")

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Tia Carrera?

She’s Asian- I think she’s a Hawaiian, Filipina, Chinese, and Spanish mix.

They age well.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/3 "2002-12-04T19:25:42Z")

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No, not Tia – the centerfold, Rebecca Ramos.

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**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/4 "2002-12-04T19:29:23Z")

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Sorry.

Maybe I’m thinking of next month’s issue.

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**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/5 "2002-12-04T19:30:00Z")

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Tia Carrera posed for playboy?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/6 "2002-12-04T19:32:04Z")

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Vicki LaMotta was one hot freakin’ catch at 50 in fishnet.

Yow!

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/7 "2002-12-04T19:36:37Z")

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I don’t know about that…unless playboy centerfolds that include celebrities are excluded. Several years ago (1980?) Howard Hughes widow, Terri ? did a layout. IIRC she was an playmate and later at age 54 (I think) did another centerfold, she was so damned HOT in her 50’s, I still remember her.

I was looking for a link/cite but haven’t found it yet.  
If I do can I post it?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/8 "2002-12-04T19:43:21Z")

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Tia Carrera is, indeed, nude in this month’s issue; however, she is not this month’s centerfold.

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**Author:** ![Surreal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Surreal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surreal)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/9 "2002-12-04T19:46:24Z")

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I see. I’m going to have to take a look at that.

Thanks, **plnnr**!

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**Author:** ![Apricot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bcef8e/32.png) [@Apricot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apricot)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/10 "2002-12-04T19:56:35Z")

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Tia Carrera isn’t the playmate, she the feature, or whatever. If they really have a 35 year-old playmate (the one with the bio) I’m going to be amazed! I thought 23 was over the hill.

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/11 "2002-12-04T20:01:11Z")

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Y’all really shouldn’t be looking at stuff like that…naked wimmen and all. Now, just bundle up all your dirty little books, movies, whatever, and send 'em to me, and I’ll see to it that they’re disposed of properly. Your welcome.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/12 "2002-12-04T20:06:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Vicki LaMotta was one hot freakin’ catch at 50 in fishnet.
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> Yow! \*\*

Damn Lieu…that’s who I was thinking of mmmm-goood.

Terry Moore was HH’s wife and she was hot too!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/13 "2002-12-04T20:09:15Z")

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Now now superbee, let’s not make the Hooters girls jealous.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/14 "2002-12-04T20:21:41Z")

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I was just at [playboy.com](http://playboy.com) and they’ve got some free samples of Tia & Becky… mm-mm-mm \<skakes head\>…gonna have to get me a password.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/15 "2002-12-04T20:29:02Z")

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When I was a college freshman, I worked in the bindery of a place that printed Playboys. I still remember Lisa Welch - not only for he incredible beauty, but because she was the first centerfold I had encountered that was younger than me.

Any other guys out there remember such an event? I can’t get over the fact that I still remember her name. This was something like 23 years ago!

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/16 "2002-12-04T22:05:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dinsdale \*  
> \*\* I still remember Lisa Welch - not only for he incredible beauty, but because she was the first centerfold I had encountered that was younger than me.
> 
> Any other guys out there remember such an event? I can’t get over the fact that I still remember her name. This was something like 23 years ago! \*\*

YES! I lamented endlessly to my friends on that sad day. Most of my friends are older than me, and largely unsympathetic.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/17 "2002-12-04T22:10:06Z")

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I have a signed post card by Tia. She gave it to my godson cause his creepy dad was her acting coach for years. I got to see her.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/18 "2002-12-04T22:12:02Z")

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Wasn’t Nancy Sinatra featured in there a few years back? she had to be over 50 at the time, no?

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**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/19 "2002-12-04T22:19:23Z")

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Nancy was closer to 60 if I remember correctly, and she was gorgeous!

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-playboy-playmate-ever/140505/20 "2002-12-04T22:47:02Z")

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Pffff. Real women don’t even start to reach their peak until 36 and don’t get really good until 50. Young women are all well and good but have no character.

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