# Oldest/Youngest Doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881 "2000-01-24T03:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/21 "2000-01-25T06:13:00Z")
I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/22 "2000-01-25T06:39:00Z")
I’m six feet tall, and 39 years old. Do they still even SELL lard? Or do you have to render your own? * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![melanietarrant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@melanietarrant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melanietarrant)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/23 "2000-01-25T06:51:00Z")
I’m 28 and 5’5" sounds like i’m right in the middle of everyone * * * I’m pink therefore I’m Spam ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/24 "2000-01-25T06:57:00Z")
5’2" and 37… doesnt win me a prize * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/25 "2000-01-24T19:04:00Z")
Well, I’m 42 years old, 5’5" and last checked in at 38"-26"-37". Tryin’ to get that middle one down a little . . . Any prizes yet? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/26 "2000-01-24T19:05:00Z")
5’7", 24, and I think I win for “Most Football-obsessed poster.” * * * “You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/27 "2000-01-24T19:25:00Z")
Neither youngest nor oldest (and that’s all you’re gonna get outta me!). * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/28 "2000-01-24T19:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Pixoid: > \*\*17 years, five feet zero. I’m not youngest, but can I claim shortest poster? > > Or shortest semi-adult poster? > > I dunno… > > \*\* Nope, sorry…you lose in the shortest poster category. I am four foot, 11 and 3/4 inches tall. * * * Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/29 "2000-01-24T20:41:00Z")
I’m thinking I’m in the running for heaviest poster. Why don’t you all list your weights and I’ll see if I am, okay? Oh, BTW, I’m sure you already recognize me as _smartest_ poster on the board. Well, maybe second smartest – Cecil posts occasionally. * * * “pluto … a seriously demented but oddly addictive presence here.” – TVeblen ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/30 "2000-01-24T21:05:00Z")
Eve - > [@](#): > > Well, I’m 42 years old, 5’5" and last checked in at 38"-26"-37". Tryin’ to get that middle one down a little . . . Any prizes yet? Yep, the grand prize is a 200 pound, 6’-0" slightly balding Uncle. I’ll even quit smoking. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/31 "2000-01-24T21:06:00Z")
Whoopsy-Daisy, I left out the 38 good years. You do like younger Uncles, don’t cha? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/32 "2000-01-24T21:28:00Z")
Hey, Unc— You don’t have to quit the cigs—just don’t smoke 'em in the house, and gargle before ya plant one on me! ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/33 "2000-01-24T21:46:00Z")
I’m only 18, but ladies, I have the body of a mid-twenties stud. Grandmaster Sexxae. * * * View every exit as an entrance someplace else ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/34 "2000-01-24T21:55:00Z")
If you’re a GrandMaster, why is your email address [littlewoz@yahoo.com](mailto:littlewoz@yahoo.com)? Does sound very manly. ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/35 "2000-01-24T22:07:00Z")
Littlewoz is my nickname. Dad is Woz, Mom is Mrs. Woz, etc… No reflection on size, if that is what you’re implying. 🙂 * * * View every exit as an entrance someplace else ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/36 "2000-01-24T22:13:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Falcon: > **I think I win for "Most Football-obsessed poster."** I’ll give you that if you qualify it as **American** football. I’ll take the title for the European variety. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/37 "2000-01-24T22:27:00Z")
I claim youngest!! 15! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/38 "2000-01-24T22:54:00Z")
ruadh - Forgive me! I sometimes forget about you Europeans…yes, I claim the title for AMERICAN football. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/39 "2000-01-24T23:01:00Z")
Good to see that sorted Falcon 🙂 BTW, I am in fact American. I just like their football better. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/40 "2000-01-24T23:12:00Z")
Hey **Woz** , you wouldn’t happen to have an older brother named Ryan would you? * * * My sig line is currently unavailable. Please check this post in 1 hour when we resume our broadcast day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881.md?page=3)