# Oldest/Youngest Doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881 "2000-01-24T03:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mrunner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Mrunner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrunner)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/41 "2000-01-24T23:16:00Z")
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Eat dirt, poogas! I’m just 14! I claim your youngest prize for my own! Gahahahahahahahahah! (Can you tell that I’m fourteen?) By the way, you fetid and zygotes don’t count, 'cause you don’t have fingers long enough to type with. Call me biased against the disadvantaged, but I want my prize. There _is_ a prize, isn’t there? Mrunner ---
**Author:** ![Gundhilde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecc23a/32.png) [@Gundhilde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundhilde)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/42 "2000-01-25T03:21:00Z")
Yay, yay, Shadowfox! We are exactly the same height! Didn’t expect that. We ought to start a 4’11 3/4" club. * * * “Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984 ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/43 "2000-01-25T03:25:00Z")
Damn, and being 17 felt so promising… Studi * * * You can’t spell Studi without stud. ---
**Author:** ![Utinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Utinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Utinni)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/44 "2000-01-25T04:00:00Z")
Ok **Mrunner** , what month were you born? I’m 14 here and was born in October. * * * “War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.” ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/45 "2000-01-25T04:09:00Z")
In all seriousness, I’m 22 years, one month, eleven days, eight hours, uh, ahem, oh forget it! I’m 22 years old, 6’0" tall. I claim the title of tallest poster (female). * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/46 "2000-01-25T06:10:00Z")
Mullinator - I hope not!! * * * Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote) ---
**Author:** ![Linney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/58956e/32.png) [@Linney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linney)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/47 "2000-01-25T07:08:00Z")
How about the youngest to the DOPE? I’ve only been registered for Three days as of 1-24-00 🙂 Other wise, I’m 22 years, two months, three days, some change. I’m tall and fat too. (6’3" 220) * * * “He who does not read is no better off that he who does not read.” Mark Twain ---
**Author:** ![yamo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecae2f/32.png) [@yamo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yamo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/48 "2000-01-25T08:56:00Z")
I’m my own grandpa. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/49 "2000-01-25T14:03:00Z")
**WIUWoz** , I guess not. I have an old friend from that area with a last name starting with Woz. Random try. Looks like **Neuro-trash grrrl** and I are gonna run away with the height aspects of the board. I think I actually forgot to include my height earlier. I am 6’9". And no, I will not reach things that are really high up. Well, OK, but just this once. * * * My sig line is currently unavailable. Please check this post in 1 hour when we resume our broadcast day. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/50 "2000-01-25T14:08:00Z")
5’5, 20 years old… and ruadh, I think I might give you a race for the most obscessed “soccer” ( I hate that word so much) fan. you sound Irish ruadh, any connections? * * * John Larrigan “82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/51 "2000-01-25T14:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by ruadh: > \*\* I’ll give you that if you qualify it as **American** football. I’ll take the title for the European variety. :)\*\* ## Sorry ruadh. Move over for **Cold _“Goooooooooaaaaaaaallll !!!”_ Fire** 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/52 "2000-01-25T14:44:00Z")
Coldfire…do you claim to be the Doper posting farthest from Cecil’s headquarters? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/53 "2000-01-25T14:53:00Z")
Interesting… Let’s all use this link: [http://www.indo.com/distance/](http://www.indo.com/distance/) Input “Chicago” in the “From” field and your hometown (or, sometimes, the nearest ‘large’ city) in the “To” field. From Chicago to Amsterdam, ‘as the crow flies’: 4121 miles (6632 km) (3581 nautical miles). Who beats me ? Well, anyone in Germany, Finland… * * * Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/54 "2000-01-25T14:55:00Z")
Anybody in Australia’s gonna beat ya, Cold. 😃 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Wendell\_Wagner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8491ac/32.png) [@Wendell\_Wagner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wendell_Wagner)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/55 "2000-01-25T15:35:00Z")
I’m a touch less than 4’11", which makes me the shortest one to post to this thread so far. ---
**Author:** ![Vectormane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/258eb7/32.png) [@Vectormane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vectormane)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/56 "2000-01-25T17:33:00Z")
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’m only twelve! Hah! > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Mrunner: > \*\*BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! > > Eat dirt, poogas! I’m just 14! I claim your youngest prize for my own! Gahahahahahahahahah! (Can you tell that I’m fourteen?) > > By the way, you fetid and zygotes don’t count, 'cause you don’t have fingers long enough to type with. Call me biased against the disadvantaged, but I want my prize. > > There _is_ a prize, isn’t there? > > Mrunner\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/57 "2000-01-25T17:45:00Z")
Re: prizes; Coldfire is in charge of them & if you visi him in person, He wil present you with yours. You must identify yourself in his native language…on Bon Voyage! ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/58 "2000-01-25T17:55:00Z")
I’ve got the body of an 18 year old but the mind of someone that is really really smart, so… YEAH! * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/59 "2000-01-26T06:29:00Z")
Boy or girl??? ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/60 "2000-01-26T06:47:00Z")
Dammit, not again! I’m a MAN, I TELL YOU, A MAN! need more proof? go [HERE](http://members.aol.com/cliftondrew/drewblue.jpg) * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881.md?page=4)