# Oldest/Youngest Doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881 "2000-01-24T03:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Neobican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Neobican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neobican)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/81 "2000-01-29T16:01:00Z")
Usually when in a chat and someone asks: age/sex? I have seen it so much my response is… 3956/Egyptian Mummy - that would make me the oldest, but its a fib as is you couldn’t guess. Real stats are - 5’9", 28 years and quite the average it seems. But I bet I can claim to be the poster with the largest Spiderman collection! * * * _“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”_ **"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."** (Marvel Team Up #1) ---
**Author:** ![Brightmoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@Brightmoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brightmoon)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/82 "2000-01-31T06:38:00Z")
wow this page is wicked crazy. btw i’m 14 and if any of the younger dopers (meaning 16 or younger) want to talk then just reply. 🙂 * * * Whatever!!! Just don’t screw up my life with your wicked stupid ideas! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/83 "2000-01-30T22:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Irishman: > **Imthecowgodmoo, your handle is a little ambiguous. Nothing personal. (And that picture could be your brother - don’t prove nothin’.)** Well, wouldn’t it be “Imthecow **goddess** moo” if cowgod was female? > [@](#): > > Originally posted by MadPoet: > **I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.** Oh, yeah? Well, I was brought across in 1228 and preyed on humans for their blood. Darned uppity highlanders. ---
**Author:** ![TripleAnt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e19adc/32.png) [@TripleAnt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleAnt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/84 "2000-02-11T19:45:00Z")
I’m 19, but sometimes I feel like I got more intelligence than most of you older ones here. Oh didn’t mean to type that. hehehe * * * “The idea of a walk-in closet sounds frightening. If I’m ever sittin’ at home and a closet walks in, I’m gettin’ outta there.” ~George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/85 "2000-02-12T00:04:00Z")
20, 5’5" . . .oh, how I love being average Plurimum stultum postulo, propter studeo Latinum sane. Anyone who knows that language knows why I claim that. * * * “I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/86 "2000-02-12T00:07:00Z")
Actually that should have been Plurimum stultum esse postulo, propter studeo Latinum sine. Pardon my poor grammar. * * * “I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/87 "2000-02-12T00:28:00Z")
Okay, I’ll be 25 in a month and I’m 5’6" tall. But, perhaps I’m the most recently married? Just tied the knot on September 11th this past fall. Is there a prize for that? ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/88 "2000-02-17T07:36:00Z")
Oh, come on. No one knows this language??? Just goes to show you how stupid I was to sign up for it. * * * “I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/89 "2000-02-17T14:42:00Z")
I turned 3 :::gasp::: 8 on February 14, yeah, I’m old but not the oldest. So, who is the butthole(s) who nominated and are voting me as Oldest Female? Grrrrrr * * * You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit. ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/90 "2000-02-17T20:26:00Z")
Born June 10, 1949, Indianapolis, Indiana. * * * “If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge ---
**Author:** ![Amazingrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Amazingrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazingrace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881/91 "2000-02-17T20:40:00Z")
I’m fourteen (and I thought I had a chance too!) I’m legit too! I was born April of 1985, and I am in grade 9. Oh well, I guess I’m still down there (although I’m still not sure if that’s a good thing or not). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldest-youngest-doper/13881.md?page=4)