# oldscratch ... your attention please. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706 "2001-05-17T09:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/1 "2001-05-17T09:35:00Z")
**4000 posts!** Have a piercing on me. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/2 "2001-05-17T09:45:57Z")
Congratulations, **oldie!** And here is a toast to you…I hope to enjoy having you around for 4000 more! Much Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/3 "2001-05-17T09:50:52Z")
I’m just a dot on your horizon, **oldscratch** , but: WOO-flamin’-HOO! Congrats! Yay! We want many more of 'em, mate, many more. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/4 "2001-05-17T11:17:28Z")
**Euty** – Post party Israel – PLO Cats – Dogs The end is surely upon us. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/5 "2001-05-17T11:55:06Z")
::lobs happy fuzzy bunnies:: Party! Dance! Pierce! Drink your milk! RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/6 "2001-05-17T12:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\ ***Euty** – Post party > Israel – PLO > Cats – Dogs > > The end is surely upon us. \*\* **Chief** , I think we’re safe until you start getting all smiley and stuff on us. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/7 "2001-05-17T12:30:31Z")
Congratulations, **oldscratch**! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/8 "2001-05-17T16:29:16Z")
Euty never started no post parties for me… ☹ Happy 4000, scratchie. You bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/9 "2001-05-17T16:44:27Z")
Oh great Euty. Egg him on so he sticks more sharp objects through his… ahem… hoosie, as my grandma would say. Happy 4,000 scratchie… and all my best. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/10 "2001-05-17T16:50:32Z")
4000 posts. Man. That’s a lot. I congratulate you. For, you know, posting. ThanksX4000, Scratchie! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/11 "2001-05-17T16:51:51Z")
4000 posts? Apparently you’re twice the man that [I am.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=71192) [sub]Note: I’m not proud of my shameless plug, but what’s done is done.[/sub] Congrats, **scratchie**. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/12 "2001-05-17T16:52:57Z")
You kids and your piercings, your Dan Foggelberg, Pac-man video games, and your crazy punk music… Happy 4000, **oldie**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/13 "2001-05-17T17:01:12Z")
HEY! Happy 4K! Have a bottle of Grey Goose, on me! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/14 "2001-05-17T19:32:42Z")
[Apologies to Gaudere](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1323017#post1323017) ## Eutychus, I have been a faithful poster for much longer than he, yet neither you nor any moderator has ever given me so much as a 100 post count thread for me to celibrate with my friends. Verily, I am righteously jealous. Congrats, Old Scratch! Did you ever consider the libertarian communist thing? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/15 "2001-05-18T00:13:00Z")
Well thank you **Euty**. This is unexpected. Though not as unexpected as **UncleBeer** throwing me a party, I must say. My time is short tonight, but I will return tomorrow to post a few thoughts from 4000. And sorry about starting my own party in GD, I was overcome with the holy spirit and had to witness, or something. **Libertarian** , I have given some thought to it, and will be posting a thread in GD, maybe even tonight. Until I return, I expect all of you to engage in debauchery. Yes. debauchery. standard stuff for the parties around here. So get on it. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/16 "2001-05-18T01:33:05Z")
Good for you. 😃 mmm…debauchery…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/17 "2001-05-18T01:38:13Z")
Congrads, **Oldscratch** , that’s a lot of posts. Keep 'em coming. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > Euty never started no post parties for me… ☹ Well _boo hoo hoo_. Like _nobody’s_ ever dedicated a post count party to _you_. :rolleyes: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/18 "2001-05-18T02:45:35Z")
Congrats, oldscratch. I look forward to your next 4000 posts, as always. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/19 "2001-05-18T02:55:20Z")
Hey **oldie**! You rule! Well…just sayin’ is all. Great having you here for 4000 posts! Here’s to the next 8000! Make **handy** your be-atch! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706/20 "2001-05-18T04:04:55Z")
'Grats **Scratch** , I think it’s safe to say there’s more than a few of us who’d like to see you around here for the next four thousand as well. Keep plugging and let us know some more about the local color where you are. Chris ::breaks out bottle of Remy Martin VSOP:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oldscratch-your-attention-please/65706.md?page=2)