# olivesmarch4th is now Spice Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995 "2013-07-09T01:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/21 "2013-07-09T02:54:17Z")
Moooom! **Spice Weasel** licked me! ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/22 "2013-07-09T03:02:45Z")
I’ll still wish you a happy birthday next March. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/23 "2013-07-09T10:54:52Z")
I suppose I’ll get used to the new handle, but I’ll still think of you every time I see an olive goose-stepping. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/24 "2013-07-09T12:36:38Z")
All GLORY TO THE SPICE WEASEL! Even if Zoid thinks that it sucks that I have taken this name. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/25 "2013-07-09T12:57:33Z")
Great. _Another_ superhero reboot! Congratulations, and prepare yourself to be forever known as **Olive Weasel** in certain jerk circles. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/26 "2013-07-09T13:16:05Z")
Seems a weaselly way to go about things. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/27 "2013-07-09T13:25:14Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#): > > Seems a weaselly way to go about things. Hey, weaseling is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/28 "2013-07-09T13:50:50Z")
The Eagle may soar, but the Weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/29 "2013-07-09T14:09:46Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Congratulations, and prepare yourself to be forever known as **Olive Weasel** in certain jerk circles. I really hope jerk circles aren’t anything like… never mind. Forget I mentioned it. Anyway, hooray for Spice Weasel! An excellent choice. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/30 "2013-07-09T14:12:02Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > my old handle contained too much identifying information. I’ll say… I can’t believe you put so much out there. O - Clearly your name starts with an O lives - Well where you live Mar - The Sea Ch - China 4th - Four Teeth So you live near the South China Sea, have only 4 teeth and have a name with an O somewhere in it. I’ll be knocking on your door in a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/31 "2013-07-09T14:56:33Z")
> [@Spud](#): > > I’ll say… I can’t believe you put so much out there. > > O - Clearly your name starts with an O > lives - Well where you live > Mar - The Sea > Ch - China > 4th - Four Teeth > > So you live near the South China Sea, have only 4 teeth and have a name with an O somewhere in it. > > I’ll be knocking on your door in a few minutes. That cracked my ass up. ---
**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/32 "2013-07-09T15:56:58Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Changed my mind. Wasn’t funny, was in poor taste. Don’t you wish we could do this in real life ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/33 "2013-07-09T16:00:15Z")
Bam! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/34 "2013-07-09T16:01:12Z")
You know back in my day we didn’t have no Spice Weasels. We had to do with Olives and such. And we liked it! And Stay off my lawn! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/35 "2013-07-09T16:31:36Z")
> [@Barking\_Dog](#): > > Digging the new handle! 🙂 However, I for one shall still keep a wary ear out for the tramping of little olive boots as they go marching. Martini Olives in massive formation. With a toothpick slung over one shoulder. I shall miss that mental picture. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/36 "2013-07-09T19:30:06Z")
But but but … who will continue the March of Olives? Piquant stuffings need to know. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/37 "2013-07-09T19:55:14Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I like a lot of you and don’t want you to lose track of me. And I don’t want to confuse a bunch of people. > > I changed my name to Spice Weasel because my old handle contained too much identifying information. That mattered a lot less when I was a little Dopeling in 2007, but the older I get, the more compelled I feel to care about stuff like that. So on the Dope and only on the Dope I am henceforth known as Spice Weasel. > > For those not in the know, [Spice Weasel.](http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Spice_Weasel) > > Thank you 😛 Huh. I thought "Weasel Spice was the forgotten sixth Spice Girl, who never got the recognition she deserved. You know, like Gummo. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/38 "2013-07-09T22:35:25Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I changed my name to Spice Weasel because my old handle contained too much identifying information. An old handle you’ve now immortalized in the subject line of this thread. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/39 "2013-07-09T23:04:35Z")
When Olives comes marching 4th again Hurrah! Hurrah! We’ll give her a hearty welcome then Hurrah! Hurrah! The men will cheer and the boys will shout The ladies they will all turn out And we always love when Olives comes marching 4th. ``` But now we must all bid adieu Hurrah! Hurrah! Her name has changed - our song must too, Hurrah! Hurrah! And now we must all learn to say Oh hail Spice Weasel lead our way But we'll still remember Olives on March the 4th. Get ready for the Jubilee, Hurrah! Hurrah! We'll give the hero three times three, Hurrah! Hurrah! The Doper's wreath is ready now To place upon her loyal brow And we'll make Spice Weasel Eat olives on march the 4th. ``` Um… terribly sorry… I don’t know what came over me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olivesmarch4th-is-now-spice-weasel/662995/40 "2013-07-09T23:14:28Z")
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