# Olympics: I'd sleep with every male water polo player I've seen. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 12, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763 "2008-08-12T18:58:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/1 "2008-08-12T18:58:16Z")
TMI I suppose, the the US is playing Italy right now. I’d sleep with every single one of them. Every one. Show me an ugly male water polo player. Maybe they just look better wet. I can’t think of a single other olympic sport where I’d sleep with every single participant. Okay, I haven’t seen all the male water polo teams. Maybe there’s an ugly one somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/2 "2008-08-12T19:00:29Z")
Hahahah. I had this same conversation with a co-worker today. I told her that if anything would make me question my heterosexuality, it would be the Italian Water Polo team. And John Cusack. And Vince Vaughn. Ill be in mah bunk… ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/3 "2008-08-12T19:59:38Z")
Ya gotta be careful about shrinkage though. As much time as the water polo guys spend in the water. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/4 "2008-08-12T23:42:36Z")
oh yeah, the water polo guys do have the best build of all the athletes. one of those not overly developed, not flabby, just right. very, very, very, strong legs as well. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/5 "2008-08-12T23:47:48Z")
The question is, would you watch their sport after sleeping with them. My university had intramural water polo and I played that for a couple years and it was a great deal of fun, but darn if it isn’t the most boring sport in the world to watch. I suppose being attracted to the athletes would help, who knows… ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/6 "2008-08-13T00:15:10Z")
[QUOTE=levdrakon] TMI I suppose, the the US is playing Italy right now. I’d sleep with every single one of them. Every one. [/QUOTE] What, all at once? ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/7 "2008-08-13T00:18:13Z")
[QUOTE=Rysto] What, all at once? [/QUOTE] Assuming they could handle me all at once. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/8 "2008-08-13T00:29:24Z")
Thats what i was thinking while watching the female beach volleyball competition. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/9 "2008-08-13T15:42:13Z")
[QUOTE=DigitalC] Thats what i was thinking while watching the female beach volleyball competition. [/QUOTE] You were thinking you’d sleep with every male polo player you’d ever seen while watching women’s beach volleyball? Man, that’s obsessive. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/10 "2008-08-13T16:09:27Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] You were thinking you’d sleep with every male polo player you’d ever seen while watching women’s beach volleyball? Man, that’s obsessive. [/QUOTE] I’m thinking it right now! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/11 "2008-08-13T23:04:21Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] You were thinking you’d sleep with every male polo player you’d ever seen while watching women’s beach volleyball? Man, that’s obsessive. [/QUOTE] I rarely burst into laughter while reading the SDMB. I’d say, once a month. I’ve got nothing to look forward to for the rest of the month. Thanks. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/12 "2008-08-15T10:17:18Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] You were thinking you’d sleep with every male polo player you’d ever seen while watching women’s beach volleyball? Man, that’s obsessive. [/QUOTE] That’s strength of will and devotion, is what it is! I find it hard to think of _anything_ while watching female beach volleyball players. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/13 "2008-08-15T13:39:53Z")
[QUOTE=rocking chair] oh yeah, the water polo guys do have the best build of all the athletes. one of those not overly developed, not flabby, just right. very, very, very, strong legs as well. [/QUOTE] You spell soccer strangely. /former soccer player ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/14 "2008-08-16T19:23:35Z")
men’s water polo is on again. Croatia & USA.Oh, sigh. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/15 "2008-08-16T20:11:50Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] You spell soccer strangely. /former soccer player [/QUOTE] well, i do think ballet dancers have the best legs of all sports. water polo goalies move their legs way, way, more than football/soccer goalies, so that is a bit of an edge leg wise. i did see a player from one of the eastern europe countries who was not in the usual water polo shape. so far that is 1 out of how many guys? ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/16 "2008-08-16T20:50:21Z")
[QUOTE=SuntanTigerTamer] Hahahah. I had this same conversation with a co-worker today. I told her that if anything would make me question my heterosexuality, it would be the Italian Water Polo team. And John Cusack. And Vince Vaughn. Ill be in mah bunk… [/QUOTE] I’m sorry - Vince Vaughn? Vince VAUGHN? Of all the men in the world, the one that makes you think of swinging from X to Y is him? :eek: :dubious: 😕 😛 ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/17 "2008-08-16T23:30:37Z")
I’ll let you have the water polo guys if I get the guy gymnasts. Mmmmm. Not that the water polo guys aren’t distractingly hot, of course. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/18 "2008-08-18T05:35:22Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] I’m sorry - Vince Vaughn? Vince VAUGHN? Of all the men in the world, the one that makes you think of swinging from X to Y is him? :eek: :dubious: 😕 😛 [/QUOTE] If you don’t fall head over heals for that man upon viewing Wedding Crashers, then you sir are a robot. For god’s sake, watch this and tell me I’m crazy. ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/q2qEFgeHfMI/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/q2qEFgeHfMI?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque Jesus never warned me about guys like Vince Vaughn… ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/19 "2008-08-18T08:49:36Z")
I can’t admit to having seen the Wedding Crashers although it’s not because I’ve taken an oath not to or anything, so might add it to my list. Okay, I admit that clip was quite cute, I just think you could aim a bit higher than someone who looks like he could be a ghoul. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763/20 "2008-08-18T09:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=Illuminatiprimus] I can’t admit to having seen the Wedding Crashers although it’s not because I’ve taken an oath not to or anything, so might add it to my list. Okay, I admit that clip was quite cute, I just think you could aim a bit higher than someone who looks like he could be a ghoul. [/QUOTE] I really don’t see physical stuff. Its the person on the inside that counts. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/olympics-id-sleep-with-every-male-water-polo-player-ive-seen/459763.md?page=2)