# Omegaman, paragraphs are your friends (mild) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 22, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273 "2008-05-22T18:13:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/21 "2008-05-22T20:09:49Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Please, for the love of GOD, use them. [/QUOTE] I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay. [sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/22 "2008-05-22T20:40:42Z")
You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/23 "2008-05-22T20:45:48Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger. [/QUOTE] Also, Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/24 "2008-05-22T20:49:00Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] An ontological proof of retraction? [/QUOTE] Not necessarily. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/25 "2008-05-22T20:50:31Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Also, Hitler. [/QUOTE] That’s true. He also typed Mein Kampf without the use of spaces or punctuation, because he typed using his dick. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/26 "2008-05-22T21:00:11Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay. [sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub] [/QUOTE] \ I still miss that guy though ☹ And I don’t retract that! ---
**Author:** ![sunacres](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@sunacres](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunacres)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/27 "2008-05-22T21:09:27Z")
[QUOTE=Omegaman] I […] will attempt to structure my posts while keeping the proper rules of grammer in mind. [/QUOTE] Thanks O. Oh, and be a good lad and run them through a spell checker on your way, would you? Ta. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/28 "2008-05-22T21:12:19Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I retract what I’ve posted here as well. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but do you renounce it? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/29 "2008-05-22T21:14:07Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay. [sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub] [/QUOTE] You forgot: “Why don’t black people use paragraphs?” ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/30 "2008-05-22T21:14:41Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger. [/QUOTE] DO YOU MEAN THE POSTMASTER? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/31 "2008-05-22T21:36:35Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Yeah, but do you renounce it? [/QUOTE] I retracted my renunciation because I had already renounced my objection to the rejection of my retraction. But I will be willing to amend the change to the supplemental attachment that modified my original reiteration of my first retraction of the objection I made to the objection I read after the previous rejection of my initial retraction. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/32 "2008-05-22T21:38:30Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] I retracted my renunciation because I had already renounced my objection to the rejection of my retraction. But I will be willing to amend the change to the supplemental attachment that modified my original reiteration of my first retraction of the objection I made to the objection I read after the previous rejection of my initial retraction. [/QUOTE] _head asplodes._ ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/33 "2008-05-22T21:40:19Z")
Let Omegaman do what he wants. That style of writing just signals us to skip to the next. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/34 "2008-05-22T21:41:34Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] An ontological proof of retraction? [/QUOTE] _blink blink_ Did someone say ontology? 'Cause ontology is sexy. I have a t-shirt that says so. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/35 "2008-05-22T21:48:17Z")
“Nurse, retractors.” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/36 "2008-05-22T21:48:50Z")
[QUOTE=Sattua] _blink blink_ Did someone say ontology? 'Cause ontology is sexy. I have a t-shirt that says so. [/QUOTE] Mine came with a typo. It says oncology is sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/37 "2008-05-22T21:50:26Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] Also, Hitler. [/QUOTE] Good one **Giraffe**!, I know your still stinging from that tongue one the other day, you smart ass you. 😉 You remember what I told you that time when you called me out on my punctuation, don’t you. I’ll just bet you do. You greasy little weasle you. You crack me up man. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/38 "2008-05-22T21:58:43Z")
Just what I needed too. A good laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/39 "2008-05-22T22:09:57Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Mine came with a typo. It says oncology is sexy. [/QUOTE] Mine has a bleeding heart on the front of it and the back quotes MCR: % Baby I’m just sexy from the chemo % ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273/40 "2008-05-22T22:38:33Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Yeah, but do you renounce it? [/QUOTE] Why? Is it SATAN!!! A little church lady action for you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omegaman-paragraphs-are-your-friends-mild/450273.md?page=3)