# OMFG: There really IS a Kegelcisor®

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975 "2005-01-21T21:08:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975/21 "2005-01-24T20:44:49Z")

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> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> [Seymour Skinner]
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> See how high you can get the Kegelmeter®, and then try to beat that score.
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> [/Seymour Skinner]  
> I don’t know.

Or, you could use a specially modified Xbox controller. It could be like a game of Dance Dance Revolution, only really fucking disgusting.

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**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975/22 "2005-01-25T07:12:44Z")

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> [@slortar](#):
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> Or, you could use a specially modified Xbox controller. It could be like a game of Dance Dance Revolution, only really fucking disgusting.

They’ve got it. It’s called [Rez](http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html). [possibly not work-safe] It didn’t seem very disgusting to the woman who wrote the article.

I think we’re on to something here. Any game designers want to take this concept on? The Master and Mistress of Kegels, his and hers gaming. What’s not to like?

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975/23 "2005-01-25T07:15:30Z")

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> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> And it is on page 26 of the late winter 2005 edition of the _Lifestyle Fascination_ catalogue. It comes with instructions. “…and your satisfaction is fully guaranteed—perhaps even more so than for any other product we sell…” :eek:

Will it really make my erections bigger, stronger, more powerful than ever before?

_The six million dollar cock_

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975/24 "2005-01-25T13:45:08Z")

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> [@Eleusis](#):
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> Will it really make my erections bigger, stronger, more powerful than ever before?

I think this one is for women only—but I haven’t read the brochure, so I can’t be certain.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omfg-there-really-is-a-kegelcisor/285975/25 "2005-01-25T14:26:47Z")

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> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Hee, here’s whole [set](http://www.shopinprivate.com/femvagweigtr.html) of them.

Holy hell. That thing in back. Is that…_A Yo-Yo!?!?!?_

Da-amn. I could find myself falling in love with a girl with _that_ kind of talent.

Suddenly, [these](http://www.windwizards.com/learyoytric.html) yo-yo trick names sound _ **alot** _ more intrueging.

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