# omg 3y3 pwn u at diz UT assault **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 14, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705 "2001-09-14T22:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![meeshkeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@meeshkeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meeshkeen)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/1 "2001-09-14T22:44:37Z")
w00t!!!111111 2 1337 4 u!!!11111111 i pwn so much i swone u k thx bai ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/2 "2001-09-14T22:49:17Z")
Uh. OK. English is the preferred language here. šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/3 "2001-09-14T22:49:24Z")
uuuhhhā€¦ yea, me too! ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/4 "2001-09-14T22:50:01Z")
d00d. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/5 "2001-09-14T22:50:13Z")
1 d0nā€™t 5p33k l33t. Tran5lat10n, p13a53? ---
**Author:** ![meeshkeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@meeshkeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meeshkeen)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/6 "2001-09-14T22:51:34Z")
0mg u ppl r0x0r!!! w00t!!! 4ll 3ngl1shā€™s b4s3 4r3 b3l0ng t0 1337sp34k!!! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/7 "2001-09-14T22:51:49Z")
What a fucking weak ass rant!! 1.4, but only because the Russian judge felt bad for your sorry ass. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/8 "2001-09-14T22:54:22Z")
Um, okay. meesh, dude, buddyfriend, coolguy: Leet ainā€™t cool. Words are. No numbers unless youā€™re talking about money or making lists. Or other non-leet stufflikethat, mmkay hon? Goooood:) Now we just have to figure out if **Silver Fire** ā€™s score was in leet or not . . . ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/9 "2001-09-14T22:55:38Z")
Oh, just once Iā€™d like to see DNFTT honoredā€¦ Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/10 "2001-09-14T22:55:57Z")
Was this some crackhead kid thinking he knowā€™s how to play Unreal Tournament, Assault style?? šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/11 "2001-09-14T22:56:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*1 d0nā€™t 5p33k l33t. Tran5lat10n, p13a53? \*\* Well, here is [a website](http://www.geocities.com/mnstr_2000/translate.html) that purports to be an English-to-Moron translator. Doesnā€™t seem to go the other way, though. Guess you canā€™t extract a whole egg from an omelet. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/12 "2001-09-14T22:56:57Z")
:rolleyes: Hasnā€™t school started everywhere yet? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/13 "2001-09-14T22:59:46Z")
**Atreyu** , I just **love** the error message . . . :rolleyes: And you canā€™t extract food from shit, either. It doesnā€™t go both ways in this case, either. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/14 "2001-09-14T23:02:56Z")
Whoa, dude. I mean, if I did stuff like that, I sure as hell wouldnā€™t admit it on a public message board. I mean, Iā€™m not a prude or anythingā€“what _consenting adults_ do in the privacy of their own homes is no oneā€™s business but their own. But man, _that_ is illegalā€“and rightfully soā€“in just about every state in the Union! I mean, I didnā€™t even know that was biologically _possible_, let alone something any human being would actually want to do. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/15 "2001-09-14T23:06:39Z")
uuuhhhā€¦ yea, me too! ---
**Author:** ![dietrologia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@dietrologia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dietrologia)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/16 "2001-09-14T23:07:27Z")
! r0x0r5 ur 50x0r5!! ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/17 "2001-09-14T23:14:36Z")
So, does the OP translate to ā€œIā€™m a fucking idiotā€, or ā€œIā€™m 13 years oldā€? ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/18 "2001-09-14T23:17:20Z")
We can only pick _one_ of the two answers, **jack@ss**? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/19 "2001-09-14T23:21:22Z")
Hmmā€¦Iā€™m gonna go with ā€œIā€™m 13 years oldā€, just cause Iā€™m feeling nice today. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-3y3-pwn-u-at-diz-ut-assault/81705/20 "2001-09-14T23:23:16Z")
Some things are just too stupid to leave open.