# OMG!!! Christian groups upset AGAIN! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899 "2006-12-20T06:47:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/41 "2006-12-20T20:07:41Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] NO, NO, NO. Michelle, who I knew when she was 11, will never, ever be naked in a movie. Never! That’s just so wrong. :eek: :eek: :eek: [/QUOTE] Sorry, dude. She grew up into a hottie. For this reason, I want to see her boobies. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/42 "2006-12-20T20:13:32Z")
[QUOTE=Baldwin] I guess I can forget about making _The Passion of Kris Kringle_. The reindeer slaughter scene alone (that’s about 30 minutes of screen time) might get me in trouble. [/QUOTE] Dude! I would totally go to see that and I _hate_ slasher movies! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/43 "2006-12-20T20:15:20Z")
For total cinematic authenticity, the reindeer speak Lapp. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/44 "2006-12-20T20:21:42Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Perhaps the only way to fully understand the impact of lesbian culture on American film is to immerse oneself in the cinematic experience of young hotties gobbling the honey pot, their pink tongues flashing and slashing Tenderness Junction, again and again and… [/QUOTE] **silenus** better have a big bunk. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/45 "2006-12-20T20:22:33Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] For total cinematic authenticity, the reindeer speak Lapp. [/QUOTE] Just do us all a favor and leave the Jews out of it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/46 "2006-12-20T20:23:06Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] Sorry, dude. She grew up into a hottie. For this reason, I want to see her boobies. [/QUOTE] Referring, no doubt, to her aviary of rare and endangered South Pacific birds. As is often said, one good tern… ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/47 "2006-12-20T20:25:36Z")
[QUOTE=Sublight] Man, that Bob Clark’s got a hell of a filmography there. He spends the 70’s making slasher movies (including the original “Black Christmas”), then in the 80’s goes on to do _Porky’s_, _Rhinestone_, and _A Christmas Story_. [/QUOTE] Don’t forget _Baby Geniuses_. On second thought, do. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/48 "2006-12-20T20:32:12Z")
Would Hollywood dare make the movie if it were muslim-based? Say a group of students celebrating Eid? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/49 "2006-12-20T20:42:27Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] **silenus** better have a big bunk. [/QUOTE] What better way to be than charitable? So, anyone else? We could have the first advertised SD orgy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/50 "2006-12-20T20:55:29Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] Would Hollywood dare make the movie if it were muslim-based? Say a group of students celebrating Eid? [/QUOTE] ::lightbulb over head goes on:: Speak no more of this. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/51 "2006-12-20T20:59:18Z")
[QUOTE=faithfool] What better way to be than charitable? So, anyone else? We could have the first advertised SD orgy. 😃 [/QUOTE] The way you stuck the word ‘advertised’ in that line both frightens and intrigues me. Could I perhaps just get a sample copy of your newsletter? ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/52 "2006-12-20T21:30:12Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] The way you stuck the word ‘advertised’ in that line both frightens and intrigues me. Could I perhaps just get a sample copy of your newsletter? [/QUOTE] Oh, absolutely. But you know, just _know_, that with the wild and crazy bunch that we have around here, there’s probably been plenty of un-advertised mass hanky panky going on. 😛 Now, would you like to buy some ad space to go with at least a six month subscription? 'Cause once you taste, you’ll just have to have it All The Time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/53 "2006-12-20T21:47:23Z")
First one’s free, second one costs you a nickel, the third…well, we’ll just see. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/54 "2006-12-20T22:13:17Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] First one’s free, second one costs you a nickel, the third…well, we’ll just see. [/QUOTE] We weren’t talking about your rates. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/55 "2006-12-20T22:14:52Z")
I’m offended by this movie. Not because of the premise, but because it looks like a lousy remake which seriously misses the point of the 1974 version. From the trailers they seem to show the killer - IN THE TRAILER, to boot. And there looks to be supernatural elements. On the other hand, it has Michelle Trachtenberg, so if it’s a typical tits’n’gore slasher flick, I’ll probably watch it when it eventually comes on TV. On the other hand…is that the original house they used in it, or just a remarkable similar one. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/56 "2006-12-20T23:26:38Z")
I can’t believe I haven’t seen the original; have to remedy that. But on the face of it, this probably is another totally unnecessary remake that misses whatever made the original a low-budget pleasure. (They’re even remaking _Race With the Devil_, for cryin’ out loud.) ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/57 "2006-12-20T23:36:27Z")
[QUOTE=rayh] We weren’t talking about your rates. [/QUOTE] Aw, snappity! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/58 "2006-12-20T23:40:15Z")
Quite all right, simply borrowed a rate card from his mum, changed the name and translated the Euros to real money. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/59 "2006-12-21T00:19:38Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Quite all right, simply borrowed a rate card from his mum, changed the name and translated the Euros to real money. [/QUOTE] You mean the one your dad uses? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899/60 "2006-12-21T00:40:34Z")
Nigel? Is that you? Well, sweet bugger all! See you for Christmas, then? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-christian-groups-upset-again/384899.md?page=4)