OMG Ex Ill Gov on Letterman

[Robot_Arm]

@Cluricaun

Why doesn’t he become a lobbyist?

Overqualified.

[jayjay]

@Robot_Arm

Overqualified.

Yeah, when you’re too dirty to lobby, you’re just too dirty, period.

[tds1273]

Blagojevich = Lundegaard

Jerry Lundegaard: I told ya. We haven’t had any vehicles go missing.
Marge Gunderson: Okay! But are ya sure? ‘Cause I mean, how do you know? Do you do a count, or what kind of a routine do you have here?
Jerry Lundegaard: [growing uncomfortable with this questioning] Ma’am, I answered your question!
Marge Gunderson: [long pause] I’m sorry, sir?
Jerry Lundegaard: Ma’am, I answered your question. I answered the darned… I’m cooperatin’ here!
Marge Gunderson: Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I’m just doing my job here.
Jerry Lundegaard: I’m… I’m not arguing here! I’m cooperating. So there’s no need to… we’re doin’ all we can here

[HeyHomie]

@Thudlow_Boink

Not I. I never voted for him, never thought he was particularly competent, and I don’t consider his idiocies to be any reflection on me personally or on my home town (there was never any love between Blago and Springfield).

Couldn’t have said it better myself (whassup, TB?).

Quinn has taken residence in the Executive Mansion, and for that I congratulate him. I like Illinois politicians who acknowledge the fact that the capitol of Illinois is, in fact, not Chicago.

[panache45]

@lieu

You mean the guy that’s there after hours… with the mop?

He could use his hair.