I’m not really an archer, but I have an arch sense of humor sometimes. Oh, and I can arch my eyebrows separately. Does that qualify?
I don’t think we should fear those GD regulars, just because they are smarter than us, more tenacious, more persistent, better organized, clearer thinkers, umm…errr…
Didn’t lieu say something about donuts?
Okay, let’s get some donuts! The light’s on over the Krispy Kreme place, so they’ll be nice and fresh! But LL, you stand guard and we’ll bring you some out, okay?
I think I remember reading somewhere that an army is only as strong as it’s weakest link: its belly. So if we fill up on donuts we’ll be ready to take 'em on!
I think they may have already started trying to undermine us, as this is the first opportunity since this afternoon I have had to communicate with y’all due to the dreaded “This page cannot be displayed” message! They’re using the hamsters as their pawns, trying to keep us from communicating, those devils!
Q
C’mon, how scary could it be? Let’s take a look-see at tonight’s topics:
Why Do Gays Feel The Need To Go Public?
Votes for Kids?
Taking a stand on moral relativism
Why isn’t logic a mandatory HS requirement?
Unrepentant pair of 14 year old humpers face jail. Fair or not? What’s the deal with agnosticism, anyway?
Freedom of speech: only if your opinion is pro-Bush
How Long Can We Afford Iraq?
Oh.
I won’t go with you! YOU CAN’T MAKE ME!
Wait. Are those Krispy Kreme donuts we’re talking about?
Let’s just hope that they don’t find out they can mollify a blonde with shiny objects.
I’m with you, Quasi!
watches Quasi storm out of the thread, Animal House style, and doesn’t follow
What?? Do you think they could really do that…
oohh, what’s that lying there?
blondes everywhere are running off to look up the meaning of “mollify” 
It’s here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=207663
So are y’all still gonna be my buds if they hand me my ass on a silver platter?
Q
Sure Quasi, we’re with you.
(Dibs on his donuts if he doesn’t come back)
Posted, can I have a chocolate old fashion now per favoreeee
Don’t worry Quasi, we’re right behind you!
(Great Og, he started his own thread! What is he thinking? I thought he was going to post to one that was already going!)
Social Security…good topic!
(Jesus, man! Why didn’t you go with something easier, like that moral relativism thingy?)
You’re doing great!
(D’oh! He’s been asked for a cite and he’s been reprimanded for not noticing a thread on the exact same topic that was already going! All in the first 6 posts!)
We’re keeping your donuts warm for you!
(I like the part where js africanus suggested he get laid more, though.)
Gee you turn your back for a second and people expect you to lead! And look at Dan, our map maker and he doesn’t even know that green is for the ocean, I know I wouldn’t follow him. However I will lead the way to the donut shop that’s not a problem.
Have we enough people to cross the great divide between Cafe Society and Great Debates? We will need some sacrafical people, I mean some people to hold the bridge up for us.
That’s because in most parts of the world, the ocean is blue; in Maryland, it’s green.
:>
Yeah but you live here too so you should have known that! I’ll follow my government maps thank you very much. Oh wait I know some of those guys so yeah we’ll use yours.
Make sure you pack ninjas.
Oh yeah, I forgot: We need somebody to cough do play-by-play!
So they drew “first blood”! So what? Hand me one o’them crullers, willya?
Q
I was quoted and responded to a poster who has almost 11,000 freaking posts under his belt in your thread, Quasimodem - scary!
Help!!!
I have tried to move the thread’s “debate” towards what age we should retire.
Send in the troops, please –
And don’t forget the donuts!
:: Dudley Do-Right Voice::
I’ll save you, Nell!
Here, baby. Bite on this Bavarian Creme one. It’ll help you get your strength back!
Q
This post is a lot more interesting than the self-indulgent ones in GD. Do you really think they want US to breed?
I tried to help.
Are they’re any chocolate coconuts?
Do I get points for scolding the only poster in the GD thread who wasn’t in on our little joke?
I need donuts, chocolate covered with sprinkles. NOW.
Update:
Quasimodem, your GD thread has been linked to a thread in The Pit! You’re famous!
Donuts for all !