# OMG, I'm the first? An MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 5, 2013, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381 "2013-08-05T09:29:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/321 "2013-08-12T00:04:20Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > oh man I’m so nervous… what have I gotten myself into!? I need advice from the veterans!!! How does one start a successful MMP? Easy! You make sure that the title ends with MMP. That’s all there is to it. Just don’t pick a sucky topic… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/322 "2013-08-12T00:06:35Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > oh man I’m so nervous… what have I gotten myself into!? I need advice from the veterans!!! How does one start a successful MMP? > > What if it’s a flop!? > > What if the hamsters go on strike just as I’m about to post it? > > What if I create a time-paradox that unravels the very fabric of the space-time continuum by jumping the gun and posting a SEP but calling it an MMP!? > > Aaaackk!!! Just follow **swampy** ’s advice. You’ll be good ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/323 "2013-08-12T00:11:03Z")
all you have to do, **$2.99** , is title it “here’s your MMP”, post at least 2 characters in the OP, and leave the rest to us. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/324 "2013-08-12T00:25:50Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > all you have to do, **$2.99** , is title it “here’s your MMP”, post at least 2 characters in the OP, and leave the rest to us. Like this? \*\*Here’s your MMP By 2.99\*\* hi ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/325 "2013-08-12T00:30:11Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Like this? > > \*\*Here’s your MMP > > By 2.99\*\* > > hi Excellent! ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/326 "2013-08-12T00:58:21Z")
Ok… I think I can do this. _deep breaths_ 🙂 I may have been exageratin’ just a wee bit for y’all’s entertainment/benefit. Thank you for the very good advice, though. I appreciates it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/327 "2013-08-12T01:42:08Z")
Home from the party. Picked up friend one and we went to see friend two and had burgers, hot dogs, meatballs, baked beans, a bunch of salads and a Spiderman cake that makes your lips and tongue turn blue. Seems the latest style among the young girls is wearing strap less sundresses with a bra so your bra straps show. Lucky for the one girl because she had a wardrobe malfunction and the entire top of her dress fell down. So now I am home and getting in some irk. I hope I sleep well tonight, I’m tired enough. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/328 "2013-08-12T01:43:58Z")
Baking with the HFUNs was a blast! And I’ve eaten my weight in bread products today. It was good to see them, though. Mr. and Mrs. HFUN brought the girls down and then I drove them back. And I got the chance to tell them one on one about my new boyfriend. 🙂 So I figured if I told them that I might as well tell you guys too. He’s not much like Dave at all (which I think is a good thing) but he knows about him and understands that he’s a part of my life and that the HFUNs are, too. I haven’t figured out what to call him here but I think it should have to do with the fact that he travels for work and has the most amazing singing voice that I’ve ever heard. I am, of course, biased, but if you heard him sing, you’d be biased, too. So I guess for now we’ll call him Roaming Troubadour! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/329 "2013-08-12T01:56:42Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > Baking with the HFUNs was a blast! And I’ve eaten my weight in bread products today. It was good to see them, though. Mr. and Mrs. HFUN brought the girls down and then I drove them back. And I got the chance to tell them one on one about my new boyfriend. 🙂 > > So I figured if I told them that I might as well tell you guys too. He’s not much like Dave at all (which I think is a good thing) but he knows about him and understands that he’s a part of my life and that the HFUNs are, too. I haven’t figured out what to call him here but I think it should have to do with the fact that he travels for work and has the most amazing singing voice that I’ve ever heard. I am, of course, biased, but if you heard him sing, you’d be biased, too. So I guess for now we’ll call him Roaming Troubadour! 😃 Yay!😃 ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381/330 "2013-08-12T02:21:14Z")
Yay, **Sticky**! Tonight’s score was: Fireflies 20, Bats 8. We saw 22 bats last night, but I think it’s much easier to spot them when there are two of you. Brother is out of town today, so I had to walk by myself. Really pretty evening, though. Lots of pink clouds at first, then all kinds of stars. Off to sleepy-bye. Could use one more day of weekend, but that’s not happening this week… Hugs all. GT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665381.md?page=16)