# OMG, I'm the first?  An MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665382>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 5, 2013, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665382 "2013-08-05T09:30:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665382/1 "2013-08-05T09:30:54Z")

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I can’t believe I’m the first. It’s Monday morning, I’m just about to head out the door on my way to work, and I check the Dope. Yay me!

My dog is looking at me reproachfully because I won’t let him eat the cat’s food.

Morning all! I’ll get coffee at work!

Last week’s thread:

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2013, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-im-the-first-an-mmp/665382/2 "2013-08-05T10:46:03Z")

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Reported for duplicate.