# OMG new smileys??!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330>\
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**Created:** [February 26, 2014, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330 "2014-02-26T17:03:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/21 "2014-02-26T17:54:04Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> I’m seeing the same old dozen, here.

> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Am I blind? I see the same smileys I’ve always seen.

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> They look the same to me too using Firefox, but they are different in Internet Explorer.

> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Whoop, I just refreshed the page and there they went. I took a screengrab so if there’s anyone else who still sees the old style, [here’s the new version](http://i.imgur.com/QlYBVwR.jpg).

> [@Vita\_Beata](#):
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> 😕 same here.  
> 🆒😕 ditto
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> Same smileys here … unless embarassment has changed? :o

> [@Colibri](#):
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> It appears to be a browser issue. I see the same ones as always in Chrome, which is what I normally use. The smilies look different in IE. I don’t know when they might have changed in appearance.

They started out looking the same in Firefox for me, but different in IE. I came back from lunch, refreshed the page, and they’re updated in FF now.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/22 "2014-02-26T17:57:11Z")

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Yeah, I saw the old ones in chrome, loaded the page in IE and saw the new ones and now I see the new ones in chrome as well.

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/23 "2014-02-26T18:03:39Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Whoop, I just refreshed the page and there they went. I took a screengrab so if there’s anyone else who still sees the old style, [here’s the new version](http://i.imgur.com/QlYBVwR.jpg).

Old smileys still here. Viewing the new version on this link … they are not improvements. ☹

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/24 "2014-02-26T18:10:09Z")

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Maybe the difference depends on which server you hit, and it takes a while before each is updated.

Or not.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/25 "2014-02-26T18:22:35Z")

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I like the new _douchebag_ smiley: 🆒

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/26 "2014-02-26T18:24:05Z")

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> [@Vita\_Beata](#):
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> Old smileys still here. Viewing the new version on this link … they are not improvements. ☹

No, they are not. Cool-guy took quite the hit.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/27 "2014-02-26T18:27:59Z")

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> [@Vita\_Beata](#):
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> Old smileys still here. Viewing the new version on this link … they are not improvements. ☹

IMO, pretty much any time you move toward more of a pastel, it’s a mistake. I mean, I know it’s silly because they’re fucking smileys but the new ones don’t seem serious enough.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/28 "2014-02-26T18:28:07Z")

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And, after all the begging in Cafe Society… still no barfy-emoticon?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/29 "2014-02-26T18:28:13Z")

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I don’t care for these new ones. (Seeing them in Firefox, Ubuntu.) The old ones were cleaner and clearer.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/30 "2014-02-26T18:32:23Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Look at the “rollyeyes” smilie: :rolleyes: it’s not nearly as sarcastic looking now.

Dammit. Now I’ll have to find a way to convey my sarcasm with words.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/31 "2014-02-26T18:32:27Z")

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Please please PLEASE somebody start a petition to bring back the old “rolleyes” smiley – the new one looks totally stupid!!!

😛 is an improvement, though I don’t like pink. ☹ is okay I guess.

But seriously, the sarcastic smiley needs to be reverted. :rolleyes: \<– just doesn’t work. :mad:

> [@whitetho](#):
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> Did they include Smashy? Nothing else matters if they didn’t include Smashy.

What’s Smashy?

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/32 "2014-02-26T18:33:33Z")

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Rolleyes now looks as though he has played some nasty practical joke on someone. :rolleyes: It does not convey the same feeling at all.

Embarrassed is an improvement. :o The others, not so much.

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/33 "2014-02-26T18:37:10Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> Please please PLEASE somebody start a petition to bring back the old “rolleyes” smiley – the new one looks totally stupid!!!
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> 😛 is an improvement, though I don’t like pink. ☹ is okay I guess.
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> But seriously, the sarcastic smiley needs to be reverted. :rolleyes: \<– just doesn’t work. :mad:  
> What’s Smashy?

Presumably Smashy is this: :smack:, which seems to be exactly the same as before. I am totally with you on Rolleyes; the rest are meh.

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**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/34 "2014-02-26T18:37:50Z")

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> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#):
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> Look at the “rollyeyes” smilie: :rolleyes: it’s not nearly as sarcastic looking now.

Trying to think of what that smilie **does** look like. “Waiting” is all I can come up with.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/35 "2014-02-26T18:38:38Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Dammit. Now I’ll have to find a way to convey my sarcasm with words.

You really need that smilie, don’t you…

😃

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**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/36 "2014-02-26T18:43:20Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> IMO, pretty much any time you move toward more of a pastel, it’s a mistake. I mean, I know it’s silly because they’re fucking smileys but the new ones don’t seem serious enough.

Yes, pastel smileys are the equivalent of a white shoes/white belt combo. Just No.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> And, after all the begging in Cafe Society… still no barfy-emoticon?

Agreed, barfy smiley would come in handy so often.

> [@Senegoid](#):
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> I don’t care for these new ones. (Seeing them in Firefox, Ubuntu.) The old ones were cleaner and clearer.

Brightly colored, clean sharp smileys with clarity … is that so much to ask for?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/37 "2014-02-26T18:49:36Z")

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> [@Canadjun](#):
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> Trying to think of what that smilie **does** look like. “Waiting” is all I can come up with.

It’s a cross between waiting and smirking.

Smaiting?  
Wirking?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/38 "2014-02-26T18:50:42Z")

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Okay, yea, mine updated in FF after a forced page refresh.

I’m totally whelmed.

But seriously, I don’t come here for the smileys. A few basic ones is plenty. If I wanted those half-screen-wide ones I’d go, well, pretty much anywhere else.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/39 "2014-02-26T18:55:27Z")

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> [@buddha\_david](#):
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> What’s Smashy?

> [@njtt](#):
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> Presumably Smashy is this: :smack:, which seems to be exactly the same as before. I am totally with you on Rolleyes; the rest are meh.

“Smashy” was the nickname for this [animated emoticon](http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/default/smash.gif)that was available on the temporary replacement board that was set up during the Winter of Our Missed Content.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-new-smileys/682330/40 "2014-02-26T18:56:46Z")

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Has the unthinkable happened and we are on a new (but still elderly) version of vBulletin?

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