# OMG...they banned Vanilla! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 31, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461 "2004-12-31T18:53:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/1 "2004-12-31T18:53:08Z")
I was looking at some of vanilla’s last posts, and they don’t _look_ that bad. Was s/he repeatedly warned about something? How do I avoid this fate? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/2 "2004-12-31T18:54:07Z")
Where’ve you been? She was banned weeks ago. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/3 "2004-12-31T18:55:28Z")
> [@Enola Straight](#): > > How do I avoid this fate? Dont. Be. A. Jerk. nevermind that there are about 1,00000000000 ways to be a jerk, some less jerkish than others, and some might not look jerkish to you but are the height of jerkdom to others. YMMV. void where prohibited. not applicable in Quebec. Unless it’s Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/4 "2004-12-31T18:55:33Z")
…and I thought this was a banning on _Vanilla Extract_. ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/5 "2004-12-31T18:56:31Z")
Did you see [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289026)? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/6 "2004-12-31T18:56:37Z")
This one’s been done before. You might want to read this thread:[**Vanilla?!?**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=288508&highlight=Vanilla) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/7 "2004-12-31T18:56:56Z")
[Regarding “vanilla”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289026). ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/8 "2004-12-31T18:58:06Z")
> [@cheddarsnax](#): > > Did you see [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289026)? Curse you, cheesy comestible! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/9 "2004-12-31T18:58:27Z")
[In regards to “vanilla”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=289026) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/10 "2004-12-31T18:59:32Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Curse you, cheesy comestible! Don’t feel bad – I went to retrieve it too, and came back to find you **both** had beaten me to it! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/11 "2004-12-31T19:00:15Z")
Bah. That’ll teach me to get distracted for two minutes after previewing… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/12 "2004-12-31T19:22:12Z")
Is it wrong of me to think that Carley Paterson is sexy? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/13 "2004-12-31T19:24:09Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Is it wrong of me to think that Carley Paterson is sexy? Yes, you sicko. Now, go hide your shame. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/14 "2004-12-31T19:27:08Z")
The author, or the basketball player? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/15 "2004-12-31T19:35:17Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > The author, or the basketball player? The US Olympic gymnast. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/16 "2004-12-31T19:38:45Z")
Ah, well. There ya go. Silly me. For a second there, I thought you had a thing for (MUCH) older women, and was concerned for your state of mind after all that blood loss. I think most men are attracted to bendy women. Thing is, once they actually go out with one, they have _no idea what to do with her_. Or they do, they’re just so blown away by the possibilities that they’re too stunned to try any of them. 😛 So I hear. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/17 "2004-12-31T19:42:06Z")
**Mo** , I have plenty of ideas. Most of my wimmins have been bendy. And have I told you all about my pretty cousin Cindy who has huge breasts, can fit her whole hand in her mouth, and can still put both feet behind her head? I have? Oh… ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/18 "2004-12-31T20:04:40Z")
:smack: Unless its air, food, or TP, I usually dont notice the absence of something/someone. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/19 "2004-12-31T20:08:22Z")
Since the question has been answered, and cites provided for further explanation, I’m closing this thread. No harm and no foul for asking it, **Enola Straight** , but it seems unfair to leave it open for even more discussion since **vanilla** can’t respond. TVeblen Pit mod ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-they-banned-vanilla/282461/20 "2004-12-31T20:08:22Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > And have I told you all about my pretty cousin Cindy who has huge breasts, can fit her whole hand in her mouth, and can still put both feet behind her head? Now, you just _know_ we need some sort of visual proof of this assertion, dontcha?