# OMG will someone PLEASE lend me about two grand?!?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 30, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937 "2003-07-30T17:07:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937/21 "2003-08-01T00:25:43Z")

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What happens if you drill a hole through the back wall of the Tardis from the outside?

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937/22 "2003-08-01T00:48:32Z")

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The only tools I own that are remotely capable of pentetrating a TARDIS are safely stored…inside the TARDIS.

I had a magnet hide a key. But, it was lost in battle with the Cybermen.

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937/23 "2003-08-01T01:10:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sauron \*  
> \*\*If you happen to acquire it, I will happily pay you more than your price. I’ve been looking for it for some time. \*\*

😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

Thanks, made my evening.

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937/24 "2003-08-01T01:54:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sauron \*  
> \*\*If you happen to acquire it, I will happily pay you more than your price. I’ve been looking for it for some time. \*\*

Ye’ll have to get through Sam, first.

And thanks for the laugh.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omg-will-someone-please-lend-me-about-two-grand/191937/25 "2003-08-01T02:28:32Z")

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George Reeves outfit. Oh, my stars and buckles.

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