# Ominous Signs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 22, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818 "2020-01-22T21:55:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/41 "2020-01-25T02:05:09Z")

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Dude, this dentist is junk. I won’t even go in a dental office un-drugged. Even for a cleaning I Valium up.  
You need to find a pain free dentist. They exist.  
Hope you feel better, nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/42 "2020-01-25T02:08:24Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Dude, this dentist is junk. I won’t even go in a dental office un-drugged. Even for a cleaning I Valium up.  
> You need to find a pain free dentist. They exist.  
> Hope you feel better, nonetheless.

Every dentist I’ve known has been pain-free.  
Me, on the other hand…

😃

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/43 "2020-01-25T02:26:20Z")

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Well, you’re going to cringe (and probably hate me) when I tell you that for fillings and anything less than surgeries I don’t do pain meds. The dentist tells the nurses it’s because I used to play rugby, but noooope…

It’s because I’m a wuss when it comes to having the bottom half of my face numbed up for half a day. The last time I did Novacaine, I couldn’t feel anything up to my eyelid… which wouldn’t quite close, and had tears leaking out. For hours. I took myself out for breakfast to distract myself, and I couldn’t taste anything. Not even the bacon!

Drugs or bacon? No contest.

ETA: That round of drugs was because the dentist had screwed up oral surgery and called me back in and said I needed an extensive re-do, but he wouldn’t charge for it… sheesh!

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/44 "2020-01-25T02:51:48Z")

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When I had my first implant installed, the oral surgeon gave me a prescription for the good drugs, Tylenol and Codeine. That was so good, I decided I could easily make a habit of it, and I have avoided it since. It felt way too good. Ibuprofen and wine are quite enough.

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/45 "2020-01-25T03:02:13Z")

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Tonight, it was a bottle of Yellowtail Chardonnay, A fine Australian fighting wine.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/46 "2020-01-25T03:09:08Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I drive a road that warns “DEAD END”.
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> A friend lives on a road with the warning, ROAD ENDS IN WATER".
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> /ominous signs

I live at the end of a one way, dead end street.

I don’t get out much.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/47 "2020-01-25T12:07:16Z")

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Slow  
Children  
At  
Play  
Me. Took me too long, **Miller** 😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/48 "2020-01-25T14:42:14Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I drive a road that warns “DEAD END”.
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> A friend lives on a road with the warning, ROAD ENDS IN WATER".
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> /ominous signs

There used to be this mailbox in the middle of the weeds in the middle of nothing on Babcock Blvd that I was always curious about. Turns out it was for the new nursing home built a couple hundred yards away that had access from “another street” that wanted Babcock as the legal address. There was a slight battle of wills with the USPS so they put up that box. After a few years the USPS finally gave in and delivered the mail right to their door through their drive ---- off Cemetery Lane.

Putting Mom in a home on Cemetery Lane -------- yeah, I see their point. 🙂

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/49 "2020-01-25T21:26:25Z")

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> [@Tatterdemalion](#):
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> Tonight, it was a bottle of Yellowtail Chardonnay, A fine Australian fighting wine.

Is that the one that really opens up the sluices at both ends?

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/50 "2020-01-26T00:44:47Z")

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Let’s just say it took my mind off of my toothache.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/51 "2020-01-26T00:55:44Z")

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You said “fighting wine”, which put me in mind of _[Australian Table Wines](https://youtu.be/Cozw088w44Q)_

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ominous-signs/846818/52 "2020-01-26T04:08:54Z")

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That was what I was referring to. Old Yellowtail Chardonnay isn’t that bad for $3.99. It was just the thing to take the edge off after the local anesthetic wore off.

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