# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2001 "2024-11-14T20:36:42Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Bears, real ones, have broken into my wife and my vehicles about 4 times. No real damage but foot prints and some scratches. I’m relieved your wife had no real damage! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2002 "2024-11-14T21:07:09Z")
Could have been quite grizzly. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2003 "2024-11-14T21:47:36Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > No real damage but foot prints and some scratches. They were bearly ruined at all. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2004 "2024-11-14T21:56:25Z")
I do find myself thinking about the bears vs men conversation that was happening not too long ago. Very confusing development. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2005 "2024-11-14T22:16:53Z")
Wherein @enipla’s wife came out better than the bear did. Lesson for today: do NOT f\*\*\* with @enipla’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2006 "2024-11-14T22:19:40Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I’m relieved your wife had no real damage! One time a bear screwed up the center console of my wifes car. Just wouldn’t lock down when you closed it. No biggy. They are very polite, except they don’t close the doors when they leave. 😀 ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2007 "2024-11-14T22:22:10Z")
🤣 hello discourse. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2008 "2024-11-15T12:29:32Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > No real damage but foot prints and some scratches. > [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > I’m relieved your wife had no real damage! You don’t live near [Tucker Carlson](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/01/tucker-carlson-demon-attack), do you? The bear might have gone to his house too. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2009 "2024-11-15T14:57:50Z")
At least it wasn’t this bear: > **[Insurer Thinks Bear Shown in Video Trashing Car Looks a Lot Like a Guy in a...](https://www.loweringthebar.net/2024/11/insurer-thinks-that-might-be-a-bear-suit.html)** > > So did the California Department of Insurance. Although @enipla’s wife would _really_ have done a number on that bear. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2010 "2024-11-15T15:25:40Z")
No, he’s about 2000 miles away. > [@LSLGuy](#): > > Although @enipla’s wife would _really_ have done a number on that bear. 😀 We both carry bear spray when hiking, but fall is over and winter is here, so bears should be cozying up in their dens. Spring and fall is the worst time. I wonder if Tucker was with a different kind of ummm bear. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2011 "2024-11-15T16:28:05Z")
Or even this “bear.” Poor bears, getting framed for so many crimes! > **[How to Get Back at Your Ex: First, Kill a Bear](https://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/10/first-kill-a-bear.html)** > > Kind of a big first step, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2012 "2024-11-15T18:34:13Z")
A Polar Opposite Bear? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2013 "2024-11-15T18:37:09Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > A Polar Opposite Bear? That’d be an antarctic bear, or an ‘away from the bears’ bear. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2014 "2024-11-15T20:09:09Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > At least it wasn’t this bear: The original bear we were talking about **[was](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/1990)** that bear. Also, so disappointed that web site isn’t _Lowering the Bear_. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2015 "2024-11-16T07:04:50Z")
A Spokane couple have plead guilty to murdering their daughter’s teenage boyfriend (who suffered from cerebral palsy), after falsely claiming he had sold their daughter into prostitution in an attempt to justify the murder. > **[Spokane parents plead guilty to killing daughter's 19-year-old boyfriend who...](https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2024/nov/14/spokane-parents-plead-guilty-to-killing-daughters-/)** > > An engaged Spokane couple pleaded guilty Thursday to killing their daughter’s 19-year-old boyfriend four years ago after baselessly suspecting him of sex trafficking the girl. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2016 "2024-11-16T14:10:20Z")
But him being autistic and having cerebral palsy adds nothing to the story. Why did they include that detail? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2017 "2024-11-16T14:22:10Z")
Because that was probably their real motive. “No way our daughter is going to date a freak!”. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2018 "2024-11-16T15:52:46Z")
Interesting that there was almost nothing about the daughter in the article. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2019 "2024-11-16T16:02:24Z")
That was my reaction. Where’s the daughter? With a side order of “Judging by the pix, those parents are real winners.” ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2024, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2020 "2024-11-16T16:22:03Z")
That’s something that I will never fathom: you commit an illegal act - no matter how justified you feel you may be - and then go brag about it to someone later. The mom in that story told a coworker about it something like 2 years later. I’ve done a lot of bad things (mostly immoral, but broken the law a few times, though not anywhere near to what they did. Mine were mostly drug or traffic incidents), and I don’t feel the need to brag about getting away with it to someone who, in all likelihood, would do the right thing and report it to the authorities. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=102)