# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 146
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2901 "2025-04-01T20:47:29Z")
Well, I mean, his name is Kilmar. It sounds just like “kill _more_”, so he had to be gotten rid of. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2902 "2025-04-01T21:58:09Z")
I’d heard on the radio today some spokesperson for the administration (I know, that’s really vague but that’s all I could remember) who essentially said it was okay because they were a member of MS-13 and deserved it. Really, if you have a “purported” affiliation with a gang, an American can be deported to rot in a foreign jail forever with no due process, despite a protection order from a judge saying they can’t be deported. Maybe I can get on board with that. I know that the Bloods gang wears red bandanas, and a red tie is pretty close. [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/04/27/us/politics/00-trump-cand-page/00-trump-cand-page-superJumbo.jpg) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/04/27/us/politics/00-trump-cand-page/00-trump-cand-page-superJumbo.jpg) There’s a purported gang member there, I even heard he’s married to an immigrant, so he is probably an illegal immigrant as well. Better send him to a Salvadoran prison. (Shit, the guy’s a convicted felon anyway.) ETA: It must have been the White House press secretary, because she’s quoted in the article saying pretty much what I remembered from the radio. > White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt on Tuesday acknowledged the administrative error that led to Abrego Garcia’s deportation but added, without providing evidence, that he “was a member of the brutal and vicious MS-13 gang.” She later said he was an MS-13 “leader.” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2903 "2025-04-01T22:28:58Z")
It looks like the leader of the MS-13 gang is one [Steve Massengil](https://legislature.ms.gov/member/Home/?fiscalyear=25&chamber=H&member=Massengill&district=%2013). ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2904 "2025-04-02T20:07:25Z")
Another day, another Republican politician busted with child porn. > **[Ex-NYC councilman arrested on child porn charges at Miami International Airport](https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/ex-nyc-councilman-arrested-on-child-porn-charges-at-miami-international-airport/3581269/)** > > A former New York City councilman who once did time in federal prison in a bribery scheme has been arrested on child pornography charges in Miami. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2025, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2905 "2025-04-02T20:24:36Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Well, I mean, his name is Kilmar. It sounds just like “kill _more_”, so he had to be gotten rid of. Now we know the real story behind [Val Kilmer](https://people.com/val-kilmer-dead-65-7502180)’s death. He opted not to be deported. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2906 "2025-04-03T11:43:24Z")
While we don’t know exactly why he was hiding under the bed, it’s safe to say that “evil” was probably going to be part of whatever happened next. [https://www.npr.org/2025/03/28/nx-s1-5343618/babysitter-man-under-bed](https://www.npr.org/2025/03/28/nx-s1-5343618/babysitter-man-under-bed) ---
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2907 "2025-04-03T19:46:37Z")
If you read to the bottom of the article, though, it seems that after their initial attempt to cover their asses by firing her backfired all over social media, they then counter-covered by offering her her job back. So that’s…good, I guess, in the sense that being offered a job at Wal-Mart can ever been “good”. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2908 "2025-04-03T20:58:02Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Another day, another Republican politician busted with child porn. In related news, there will be a special election later this month in Minnesota to fill the seat of [state senator Jusin Eichorn (R)](https://www.yahoo.com/news/gov-walz-calls-special-election-173658133.html), who was arrested for soliciting sex from a 17-year-old girl, not realizing that the person he was texting with was an undercover officer. > [@](#): > > After negotiating the price and terms of the encounter, police say they arrested Eichorn when he showed up for the meet-up. Police said he had cash, condoms, and two cell phones in his truck. Eichorn earlier had made the news by co-sponsoring a bill to make Trump Derangement Syndrome a recognized mental illness in Minnesota (har!). He resigned ahead of a move to expel him from the Senate. Republicans had urged him to resign, saying he had a “difficult road ahead” and needed to “focus on his family”. The latter got a bit less complicated when his wife filed for divorce. He’s now facing both state and federal charges. Not a happy time for ex-Sen. Eichorn. Though given how such matters go with Republicans, it doesn’t have to mean the end of his political career. > **[Ex-Sen. Eichorn, charged with soliciting minor, released to halfway home...](https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/justin-eichorn-halfway-house-release-ex-senator-soliciting-minor-charge/)** > > Justin Eichorn, the former Republican Minnesota state senator who resigned last week after being charged with soliciting a minor for sex, was ordered to be released from a county jail and into a halfway home on Wednesday as he awaits his trial. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2909 "2025-04-03T22:37:44Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > He’s now facing both state and federal charges. Not a happy time for ex-Sen. Eichorn. Though given how such matters go with Republicans, it doesn’t have to mean the end of his political career. He’d be perfect to head up the WIC program. His three favorite things. Women, Children _and_ Infants. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2910 "2025-04-03T23:07:51Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > He’d be perfect to head up the WIC program. His three favorite things. Women, Children _and_ **Infants**. _You can’t love anybody till you learn to love yourself_ ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2911 "2025-04-03T23:31:03Z")
What did Jay Leno always hate more than dressing up animals? That’s right, STUPID CRIMINALS! On a serious note, he had more in his house, and just that he had it anyway was a crime in itself. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2912 "2025-04-04T10:19:38Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > He resigned ahead of a move to expel him from the Senate. Republicans had urged him to resign, saying he had a “difficult road ahead” and needed to “focus on his family”. The latter got a bit less complicated when his wife filed for divorce. Same energy. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/REpNTi-9oRQ/hqdefault.jpg "Sir Norman Fry Compilation - Little Britain") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpNTi-9oRQ) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2913 "2025-04-04T13:36:53Z")
Indian-born parish priest gunned down at his rectory in Seneca, Kansas. > The Kansas Bureau of Investigation said that Gary L. Hermesch, 66, of Tulsa, Oklahoma, was arrested and booked into jail for first-degree murder in connection to Carasala’s death [Catholic priest shot dead at his parish rectory in Kansas: “Pain and shock” - CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/catholic-priest-killed-arul-carasala-seneca-kansas/) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2914 "2025-04-04T19:58:55Z")
British police have charged Russell Brand with rape. > **[UK police charge comedian Russell Brand with rape and sexual assault | CNN](https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/04/entertainment/uk-police-charge-russell-brand-rape-intl/index.html)** > > UK police have charged British comedian and actor Russell Brand with rape and other sexual offenses against four women. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2915 "2025-04-04T20:25:59Z")
The Onion still manages to nail it: > **[Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender](https://theonion.com/nation-could-have-sworn-russell-brand-was-already-convi-1850849838/)** > > NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand... ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2916 "2025-04-04T20:30:47Z")
I feel a little bad for speculating, but even odds between the priest was a kiddie diddler or the shooter was a racist piece of shit he didn’t like an Indian taking an American’s job. Particularly because the priest was the dean of a region (even with years of Catholicism not sure what that is) so presumably an important designation, and notwithstanding how few native Americans (as differentiated from but overlapping with Native Americans) are entering the priesthood. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2917 "2025-04-04T20:56:39Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > even odds between the priest was a kiddie diddler or the shooter was a racist piece of shit he didn’t like an Indian taking an American’s job. Now I don’t feel so bad for thinking the same things, although I’d bet more on the latter than the former. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2918 "2025-04-04T21:30:10Z")
It wasn’t that long ago that the racists targeted Catholics as well as Blacks and Jews. And the current Pope has criticized Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@Max\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_S)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2919 "2025-04-04T23:36:11Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > No, they fired her for not reporting it to “salaried management” which sounds like a bullshit rule Walmart would have. Story doesn’t mention any sort of assault. I _almost_ see some sense in reprimanding an employee for not reporting _to anyone_ a man barging into the women’s bathroom and spouting hateful nonsense. That _is_ a security risk. Almost. Hourly v. salaried managers is a stupid distinction. That being said, > A Walmart spokesperson told _PinkNews_: “We want our associates to feel safe and supported in their workplace, and we won’t tolerate bullying or threats of violence against our associates or customers. > > “We’ve reviewed the situation and will be addressing it internally. We’ve also made multiple attempts to invite Ms. Davis to return to work, with back pay.” ~Max ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2920 "2025-04-04T23:38:50Z")
> [@Max\_S](#): > > Story doesn’t mention any sort of assault. I _almost_ see some sense in reprimanding an employee for not reporting a man barging into the women’s bathroom and spouting hateful nonsense. > **[Statutes & Constitution :View Statutes : Online Sunshine](http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799%2F0784%2FSections%2F0784.011.html)** > [@](#): > > An “assault” is an intentional, unlawful threat by word or act to do violence to the person of another, coupled with an apparent ability to do so, and doing some act which creates a well-founded fear in such other person that such violence is imminent. You know, like a man barging into the women’s bathroom and spouting hateful nonsense. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=145) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=147)