# Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496 "2023-05-03T11:05:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2981 "2025-04-14T02:57:57Z")
Stacy Lee Austin, operator of a Ch\*\*\*-F\*\*-A franchise in Ohio, was arrested some 400 miles from home, [on charges of](https://people.com/chick-fil-a-owner-allegedly-drove-to-north-carolina-sexually-abuse-child-8606046) engaging in sexual acts with a 15-year-old. The gender of the 15-year-old remains unspecified. Sadly, the encounter did not take place on a Sunday, when the C-F-A was closed, but on a Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2982 "2025-04-14T13:29:13Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > As opposed to during the churchy activities, which were merely a vehicle for the collection, the way a TV show is a vehicle for feeding you ads. That is the thing that bothers people: religion should be for the benefit of the faithful, not for the financial gain of the pulpit huckster. Again, I hate to be defending religious officers for their practices, but without having been there, it’s hard to know how loud the outside noise was or whether there was another event let out and triggered more noise at that moment. And there is no evidence this guy is a huckster making a fortune off the supposedly charitable giving. Now church in and of itself may be a racket, but that doesn’t mean this guy was a Jerry Falwell or Jimmy Swaggert level con man. I haven’t like at his finances or anything, so I don’t know what he’s making, but there is a lot of misrepresentation about this incident. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2983 "2025-04-14T14:09:07Z")
Reading old newspapers lately? > [@](#): > > Stacy Lee Austin was charged with statutory sexual offense with a child > > By > [Liam Quinn](https://people.com/liam-quinn-7567660) > > Published on March 7, **2024** 04:44PM EST ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2025, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2984 "2025-04-14T15:12:28Z")
Sorry about that. I got caught off-guard. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2985 "2025-04-15T01:15:31Z")
It may be for the best if these two are permanently removed from the gene pool. The kicker is that in the woman’s case, child abuse and murder are reported to run in the family. > **[Mom, boyfriend planned murder of her 3-year-old 'to make room' for a child of...](https://lawandcrime.com/crime/mom-and-boyfriend-killed-3-year-old-to-make-room-for-a-child-the-two-of-them-could-have-together-da/)** > > Amanda Maison and her former boyfriend, Maurice Houle, have been charged with first-degree murder in the 2018 death of her 3-year-old son Matthew. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2986 "2025-04-18T07:23:04Z")
Rock drummer Joe Seiders, who has played for Neko Case and for the New Pornographers among many other indie acts, has been arrested for possession and distribution of child porn after being caught filming a preteen boy in a Chick-Fil-A bathroom. [https://www.stereogum.com/2304768/new-pornographers-drummer-arrested-for-child-pornography/news/](https://www.stereogum.com/2304768/new-pornographers-drummer-arrested-for-child-pornography/news/) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2987 "2025-04-18T15:59:51Z")
I thought it was transsexual women that were going to be doing bad stuff in women’s restrooms? I guess we need to keep men out of them men’s restrooms. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2988 "2025-04-18T16:15:08Z")
Am I the only one thinking that band name (The New Pornographers) is somehow apt? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2989 "2025-04-18T17:54:26Z")
You don’t get much newer than children. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2990 "2025-04-18T19:27:10Z")
What’s next, some member of Porno for Pyros gets caught with child pornography at the scene of an arson?! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2991 "2025-04-18T19:47:25Z")
There was a [“Mean Tweet” (should be at 51 seconds in this link)](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BkoK55Vii/?mibextid=wwXIfr) on Jimmy Kimmel once that said “how crazy are you on a scale on 1 to Perry Farrell?” Being read by Perry Farrell. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2992 "2025-04-18T19:47:50Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Being read by Perry Farrell. Mean Tweets can be very funny. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2993 "2025-04-18T20:53:41Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > What’s next, some member of Porno for Pyros gets caught with child pornography at the scene of an arson?! Maybe he starts a bonfire of porno pix, but it gets away from him and burns up a building. Unfortunately, only about half the pix are consumed. And the surviving pix include kiddies. Busted! Oops. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2994 "2025-04-19T13:13:41Z")
> **[Auburn middle school coach arrested, accused of sending sexual texts to a...](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/auburn-middle-school-coach-accused-of-sending-sexual-texts-to-student/)** > > A wrestling coach who worked at Olympic Middle School was arrested after allegedly sending sexual texts to and asking for nude photos from a 14-year-old girl. 64-year-old guy is charged with at least three felonies. See ya, old man. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2995 "2025-04-19T17:19:49Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > 64-year-old guy is charged with at least three felonies. And I’d put good money on this not being his first time - by far. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2996 "2025-04-19T18:07:14Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > And I’d put good money on this not being his first time - by far.        _Jan had told him many times_        _'It was you to me who taught_        _'In Jersey, anything’s legal_        _‘As long as you don’t get caught’_ First time _charged_, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2997 "2025-04-19T18:09:50Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > First time _charged_, maybe Yes, that’s what I was referring to. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2998 "2025-04-19T19:36:09Z")
Pretty much all obsessive transgressors regardless of their particular obsession keep doing it until caught. Nothing else will stop them. Or more accurately, nothing else will cause them to decide to voluntarily stop. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/2999 "2025-04-19T20:30:29Z")
NH woman sez; my daughter was murdered by an immigrant, therefore an innocent man of the same race should spend the rest of his life in gulag. [![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreifbmumhijec3nh2pr45b74uajiq6irp7alr46sknju2pxqlo6qvcu@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreifbmumhijec3nh2pr45b74uajiq6irp7alr46sknju2pxqlo6qvcu@jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496/3000 "2025-04-19T20:39:01Z")
Lotta overlap between evil and stupid in that one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=149) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-evil-mfers-in-the-news-thread/983496.md?page=151)